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Loading ...My dad was passing by while The Amazing Race was on TV.
Dad: These reality shows are getting more gruesome. They guy just said he was going to win a leg for his mom.
Mom and me: …
Mom: He meant a leg of the race.
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(89 votes, average: 4.61 out of 5) Loading ...I watch a show call brain fitness from PBS about having good brain, here are
some conclusions.
1. eat fish oil, multi-vitamin. ( or eat more fish, salmon and brokly).
2. protect your head – not sure if soccer is a good sport.
3. best sport is table tennis.
4. exercise a lot.
5. don’t drink and smoke and don’t do drug – they all damage your brain,
cut down on coffee also.
5. learn new things, use your brain a lot, this will delay altimer (sp ?)
dease.
Dad
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(526 votes, average: 4.89 out of 5) Loading ...Watching American Music Awards, Jimmy Kimmel is hosting, introduces award presenters Paris Hilton and T-Pain:
Me: Hahaha, nice hat! I love T-pain!
Dad (In Chinglish): Ooooh! Is that the Black Eyed Peas guy?!
Me: Nah, Pops, you’re thinking about will.i.am.
Dad: Eh, these hip-hop guys all look the same…
Mom (In Chinese): What a stupid comment! Son, yell at him for racism!
Dad: He’s dressed like a pimp. Who is that, his ho?
Me: No, that’s Paris Hilton.
Dad: Oh, not just his ho — everyone’s ho! HAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!
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(44 votes, average: 4.64 out of 5) Loading ...Life is sometimes like a Jeffardy (TV program mom is watching now) turns upside down to get a big awards. Most important thing is,do not disappointed, don’t give up, like President Lincoln. Someday you will get rewarded. Wait and ready for that day which will coming someday in the future.
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(45 votes, average: 3.98 out of 5) Loading ...Guy on TV: There are few things I hate more in life than white people who use “izzle.”
Dad: So, what is this “izzle?” Is it like fizzle?
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