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Dad Spams Back

April 12, 2011

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My dad got one of those spam emails about sending money. While most people just delete them, my dad of course, responds…

MSG SUBJECT: DO GET BACK TO ME
From: (my dad)

My friend you are a very lucky person. I just found a golden mine outside of Bogota, Colombia. Y need people to join money and forces to get all that gold. Would you like to join me. All you need is to send me $2500 and you are in. This is the chance you were waiting all you life. I have a hole buch for rusty shovels and I need the money to get new ones. Lucking foward to have yoy as my favorite parter.

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Chain letters

November 18, 2008

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Subject: FW: FW: FW: A Nice Car
Date: 15 Nov 2008 18:42:47

THE NEW MERCEDES
The car pictured in this note is a Mercedes Maybach. Notice the
‘recliner’ rear seats, and the ‘electrostatic’ sunroof.
The sunroof turns from opaque to crystal clear depending on the
passengers preference.

NOW, STOP DREAMING AND GET BACK TO WORK! (BE HAPPY WITH WHAT YOU’VE GOT)!
If you don’t pass this along, a doggie
Will come out and pee on your computer!

I guess you didn’t send it fast enough!
There have been times when I may have;
disturbed you,
troubled you,
pestered you,
irritated you,
bugged you, or
got on your nerves with all the emails I send,
So today I just wanna tell you that…
I PLAN TO CONTINUE !

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