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My dad posted this on his facebook after his team Argentina lost to Germany in the world cup this year:
“It has not been a very good day for me, first my favourite soccer team lost in a humiliating way, and then my daughters soccer team in ohio lost the first two games. to over come my sadness i had alot of tabasco sauce.”

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The other day, my dad and I were watching the England vs. USA World Cup match. We were discussing their jerseys, and this is what he said.
Dad: I don’t like the America shirts.
Me: Aw, but I like their jerseys.
Dad: I don’t. They look like American pigeon.
Me:…Pigeons?
Dad: Yeah. Stripe make them look like Mrs. Oklahoma. MISS AMERICA!!!! Like that.
Turns out he meant pageants.