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Loading ...I called my Dad to wish him Happy Birthday. It turns out my parents were out shopping at the outlets.
He said, “I’m in the car waiting. You know your Mom. Always shopping. First for handbags at the Dooney Dooney. Then Coach something. Coach First Class, whatever.”
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(352 votes, average: 4.88 out of 5) Loading ...I’ve been bugging my friend to submit this, but she kept forgetting. SO I thought I’d send it in anyway. Her dad wrote out a grocery list to remember what to get at the store. Check it out!
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(117 votes, average: 4.59 out of 5) Loading ...At a swap meet, my dad wanted to buy a used-but-still-in-excellent condition wrench.
Dad: Sir. Can I get this for phree?
Vendor: Sorry. I can’t give that to you for free.
Dad: No. Phree [holding up three fingers] dollars!
Vendor: Ohhhhh. Sure… you got a deal.
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(79 votes, average: 3.53 out of 5) Loading ...Subject: just a reminder
to pick up beer, light bulb and toilet paper from costco.
dad
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