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Loading ...Dad [to realtor]: I am interested in condoms
Me: Condos, Dad.
Dad to realtor: Do you have any condoms available in [neighborhood] for around $300K?
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(203 votes, average: 4.85 out of 5) Loading ... (300 votes, average: 4.88 out of 5) Loading ...Dad: Son, remember that time in 3rd grade when you cut that girl’s hair and her mom came up to me a few days later and told me that my son cut her daughter’s hair?
Me: Uhh… yes…
Dad: Well, I just don’t want a girl’s mom to come up to me and tell me that her daughter is pregnant with my son’s child. OK?
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(66 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5) Loading ...Dear Derek,
I ordered a book tittled: sexual behavior in the human female by alfred kinsey on Oct/20 or 10/24 through half.com, it costs $42.99+$3.99 shipping. they promised to ship out on Oct/24, now is almost three weeks the book is till not here, I think it might get lost or they forgot to ship out. Anyway, here is my ebay account : [redacted], ID:[redacted], paypal passord: [redacted] and ebay password: [redacted]. Can you check for me?
love,
dad
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