road rage

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During a driving session with my dad and family…

Dad: You’re not aggressive enough.
Me: Dad I don’t want to get into an accident and most of them are assholes of a driver.
Dad:…So you asshole them back.
Me: *tries not to laugh*

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Gaseous road rage

October 26, 2008

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[While driving with my dad, someone cuts us off]
Dad: Fart the horn! Peter, fart it!

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