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My parents are going on a cruise to the Caribbean. My dad sent me this email to make sure I got the “memo.” Zoey and Hugo are the family dogs…

Matt.: When we are on vacation, please pay attention to following things…..

A. For your brother and sister — Zoey and Hugo

  1. Everyday you need to replace the fresh water to them
  2. Close all room doors if you are not at home. Otherwise they will go in to break the wire, cable and furniture in pieces. Worse case they will drop pii and poo inside.
  3. Replace the dirty paper with clean one immediately, otherwise they will not make poo pii on the top.
  4. Don’t put your plastic sandles on the floor they like to tear them in pieces.
  5. Everynight clean their faces, legs and ass. Comb them and brush their teeth much better.

B. Monday, Wednesday and Friday come to my shop to feed my fish once a time.

C. For the house

  1. Aunt Cecilia has a spare house key if you forget to bring your door key out.
  2. Please set the temperature above 80 degree if you are not at home.
  3. Watch the gas burner completely off when you go out.
  4. Every Tuesday don’t park the car in our side, every Monday don’t park the car opposite side.

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Dead bunny

November 16, 2008

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Hello Emily and Grace,

Some thing terribly happened.  Our bunny bit me when I tried to clean his
cage this morning.  Yes, he bit me, to the blood on my wrist.
I will save some roast bunny for you when you come home.

Daddy

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Pet racism

November 11, 2008

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Me: How do you get rid of mice, Dad?
Dad: Get a cat. But don’t get an lazy American fatty cat. Get a hungry Chinese cat.

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