I haven’t talked to my dad in awhile, so he dropped this on my Facebook…

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My father posted a picture of that dead snake on his facebook, and here’s what he wrote about it:
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I hold the snake,and mom use the shovel hit the head by saying : “dead la ! dead la ! dead la ! ” in Chinese until I said ” That’s enlough.”

RIP, snake :(!
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My sister was talking to my dad about a friend on fb who posted a somewhat offensive note and keeps trying to IM her.
Sister: He’s so annoying–I just ignore him all the time.
Dad: Why don’t you deface him?
Sister: Really?
Dad: Yea! I do it all the time!
*Silence*
Sister: You mean “unfriend” him?
Dad: But it’s FACE-book.
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Three offenses in quick succession:
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My dad realized that he had opened up a Facebook account several months ago and decided to reactivate it. He came up to me with a printed version of the email from Facebook and said, “Jas, help me get my Facebook account working.” I agreed and added him as my friend at the end.
Five hours later, I was notified that someone had commented on my Facebook status:
Ken BT at 10:27pm July 13
Hi dear, don’t know how to accept you on facebook. But to me, you are
always accepted, in any shape or form.
Plan something for your b-day & let me know. Love, dad.
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