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Loading ...My last boyfriend generally wore pants and shorts that stayed at his waist…but he had one pair of shorts that were a couple of sizes too large, and he happened to be wearing them while watching a movie at my house with me and my family. In the middle of the movie, my dad abruptly left the room. He returned a few minutes later with his huge industrial staple gun.
Dad: If you come in to my house ever again with pants that are hanging down like that, I promise I will staple them where they are supposed to be.
Boyfriend: *silence*
Dad: Okay?
Boyfriend: Okay.
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