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My friend couldn’t take care of this puppy he found and had to give it away. I told my parents about the puppy. My dad did some research and sent me this email at work today:
Matt.: From google research, the begale is very active animal. She needs to exercise every day. Without the boundary or fence, she will run away due to hunting behavior. She needs a well training at the beginning otherwise she never obey her master. So before you bring her home, please finish the following things:
- Setup the fence between our neighbor border .
- Bought a dog carrier or cage.
- Prepare dog food.
- Prepare dog house.
- bought the dog leash, toys, shampoo,……….
Wah! Good luck!
Dad
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Apparently, when my dad first moved to California from the Philippines, he hit a parked car. He drove home and told my grandpa who told him, “Things in the US are not like in the Philippines! You have to leave a note.”
Contents of note:
“Sorry I hit your car. —[my dad]“
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My dad realized that he had opened up a Facebook account several months ago and decided to reactivate it. He came up to me with a printed version of the email from Facebook and said, “Jas, help me get my Facebook account working.” I agreed and added him as my friend at the end.
Five hours later, I was notified that someone had commented on my Facebook status:
Ken BT at 10:27pm July 13
Hi dear, don’t know how to accept you on facebook. But to me, you are
always accepted, in any shape or form.
Plan something for your b-day & let me know. Love, dad.
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My dad had a business meeting today. An economical man through and through, Papa decided to bring home some of the leftover food. He was even kind enough to label the sandwiches.
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My girlfriend of two years took me to a gigantic family gathering under the pressure of her parents. As soon as I got there and greeted her parents, her father dragged me off to show me off to the “uncles”.
dad in chinese: this is my oldest daughter’s boyfriend!
uncles in chinese: hey, pretty good looking boy!
me in chinese: no no not really haha, thank you.
dad in english: he also boxing and kung fu! he does bruce lee kung fu!
one of the uncles in english: come on young man, fight me.
me in english: no it’s okay (fear of hurting him)
uncle in english: it’s okay! I take kung fu when I was young! We all take kung fu! *points at bicep and signals me to punch*
me: *lightly jabs him in the bicep playfully*
dad in chinese: you don’t give face to the uncles! hit him harder!
uncles in english: box harder young man!
me in english: sigh, okay… *throws a punch at his bicep knocks him into the other uncles*
uncle in english: *gets up* i’m okay! I know kung fu!
he was obviously hurt…
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From: Me
To: Dad
I’m waitlisted for my GE philosphy class, but I’m #1 on the waitlist so I think I’ll get in.
From: Dad
To: Me
This is a good example of the reason why I wished you plan the 4-year schedule, when any case happened to change a class, you can pick up quickly from the list which you planned carefully before. It can help you to prevent the mistake.
This is my way in the career life, I always planned 3-5 years ahead to forecast coming future. Actually, I forecasted the 2008 Financial downturn during 2006, but few people believed me then.
Cheers,
Dad
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My mom and I were shopping at a Japanese grocery store when my dad texted me:
Honey dere,
Buy the shit somthing mush room. We need for hot pot toonight.
-Dady
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I wasn’t expecting a sonnet or anything, but this was more… factual… than I expected.
Happy Birthday.
You are now 26 years old.
From dad.
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Dad: Your uncle wants to take you and your cousins crapping.
Me: Crapping…?
Dad: Yeah, crapping.
Me: -after a moment of thought- …You mean to catch crappies [type of fish]?
Dad: No, he said crapping.
When I got home, I received an email from my uncle. Part of it read, “I am thinking of taking the kids crabbing sometime before summer is over.”
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