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Loading ...When T.A.T.U. “All The Things She Said” came on the radio in the car:
Me (singing along): All the things she said, all the things she said…
Dad: Those are the lyrics?
Me: Yea, what did you think they were?
Dad: I thought it was, “Only 2%, only 2%… this is not enough! This is not enough!”
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(526 votes, average: 4.89 out of 5) Loading ...Watching American Music Awards, Jimmy Kimmel is hosting, introduces award presenters Paris Hilton and T-Pain:
Me: Hahaha, nice hat! I love T-pain!
Dad (In Chinglish): Ooooh! Is that the Black Eyed Peas guy?!
Me: Nah, Pops, you’re thinking about will.i.am.
Dad: Eh, these hip-hop guys all look the same…
Mom (In Chinese): What a stupid comment! Son, yell at him for racism!
Dad: He’s dressed like a pimp. Who is that, his ho?
Me: No, that’s Paris Hilton.
Dad: Oh, not just his ho — everyone’s ho! HAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!
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(206 votes, average: 4.71 out of 5) Loading ...Dad: What’s that instrument… the golden one that’s kind of long?
Me: Hmm. French horn?
Dad: No.
Me: Tuba?
Dad: No.
[Pause]
Dad: OH YEAH, THE SEXYPHONE!
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