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Loading ...One day while taking senior proficiency tests in high school, I decided to be funny and bubble in my name on the test form as:
Last Name: PIMP
First Name: DADDY
Middle Initial: G
My assistant principal chewed me out for it, then called my parents. My dad called me into the living room when I got home from school.
Dad: Your principal told me that you wrote “Pimple Daddy G” on your test.
Me: No, I wrote “Pimp Daddy G.”
Dad: Okay, we need to talk about this…later.
I leave, but not before I see my dad grab a dictionary and start flipping through it. Later:
Dad: So…you want to be paid to sleep with women?
Me: No…
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