godzilla

When in Japan…

January 9, 2010

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My brother was backpacking across Japan during the summer and there was an earthquake. My dad was worried, so he sent him an e-mail to check up on him.

Hi,

Let me know how you survived first the typhoon and then the earthquake?

Did you get the gundam and gosilla attack at the same time?

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Monster Cheese

January 2, 2010

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Brother: I’m making grilled cheese. Who wants one?
Dad: Me.
Brother: Okay, what kind of cheese do you want?
Dad: Godzilla.
Brother: What?
Dad: GODZILLA!
Brother: WHAT?!
Dad: GODZILLA, THE CHEESE!
Me: I think he means mozzarella cheese.
Dad: Yeah, that. What you think I say?

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