My Dad is a Fob

Dads Don’t Do Lists?

Posted on November 18, 2009 at 11:00pm

I’ve been bugging my friend to submit this, but she kept forgetting. SO I thought I’d send it in anyway. Her dad wrote out a grocery list to remember what to get at the store. Check it out!

Kababs & Holeween

Posted on October 30, 2009 at 12:54am

My mom wants my dad to lose weight so she has banned red meat in the house. I’m going home after a long time, so my dad excitedly texts me…

Dad: U want Kababs. Pl say yes so that I can eat too!!!!!!!!!
Me: awwww i’ll consider it!
Dad: So its a YeS
Me: let’s not jump to conclusions…
Dad: Iam already thinking abt them, make me hungry. Let’s eat it. With CHATNi
Me: you know i have to post this to my dad is a fob rite?
Dad: common but why
Me: this is too funny
Dad: ok post whereever, but Kababs r in right

later in the conversation…

Dad: So what’s the plan for Holeween

Some Good Gum…

Posted on October 17, 2009 at 08:54pm

This is for you Viet people out there.

My dad is Japanese and my mom is Vietnamese. Today we went to a Vietnamese restaurant and as we were packing up the leftovers, my dad went so far as to label the containers. The container of rice (com in vietnamese) read “Gum”. Another container containing soup (Canh Chua) read “Gun Jew”. The container of meat (thit kho) read “Tikkaw”. I couldn’t stop laughing even after we got home!

Orange, schmorange

Posted on December 9, 2008 at 07:55pm

Daddy: So I threw away the oranges that you had picked today. They were so so sour.
Me: That’s because those were lemons.

Yummy snags!

Posted on November 30, 2008 at 01:32am

Great,

I brought some snags for you yesterday. I am looking for nice box before I can shipping you stuffs. As soon I find a good box. I will ship some stuffs to you.

Dad,

Breakfast of champions

Posted on November 22, 2008 at 03:41pm

What I had in the breakfast don’t sound gourmat but I like it. Salad, toast,
a small piece of waffle and french toast, miso soup, soy bean milk, two
small steamed buns…That’s it? Sounds boring. I don’t have tea, coffee,
milk, orange juice, bacon, ham, hot dog, pickled raddish or fruits…Boy,
how come I think it’s good?

Backward caps lock

Posted on November 5, 2008 at 07:58pm

To: [Me]
From: [Dad]
Subject: aPPLES

Weight gain

Posted on November 1, 2008 at 03:45pm

Dad: People get old, get fat; gray hair, move slow….that’s life; young ones/next generation take over.
Philip: ya
Philip: but you got fat really fast
Dad: ok, I’ll try to lose weight; it’s not easy; I get hungry.

Table manners

Posted on October 25, 2008 at 11:48am

In order not to miss any potential good man who might be particularly care about his future wife’s eating manner, it may be a good idea to finish all foods on the plate when you go out with him. It’s parents’ responsibility to tell you about this.