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Loading ...I bought my parents an XBox + Kinect for Christmas, and got them Dance Central for shits and giggles. After playing through “Hey Mami” by Fannypack with a big grin on his face, my dad says:
“Oh this very good!! Your mom and I learn dancing at home, then we can go discos! Hahaha!”
I still haven’t broken the news about the current state of “discos”. I think it’s for the best.
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(75 votes, average: 4.56 out of 5) Loading ...My parents emailed me to wish me merry christmas, and I replied in reciprocation as well as to ask about my puppy that they are watching over. Here’s his reply:
Hi Kaun,
We are happy to hear that you are happy. Yesterday, we were all at Doug’s grand parents’ house for a Christmas celebration. Yes, Baily always follows me everywhere I go in the house. He likes to bring his rope for me and Mom to play with him. Whever he sees me put my tennis shoes on, he is getting excited immediately and he knows I will be taking him out. I takes him out 3 or 4 times a day. We have 16″ snow here and it’s very cold ( freezing). I still take him outside for a long walk, even at 11 pm. Sometimes bc it’s was still raining in the morning, I let him pi and poub on the snow on the deck twice. He is with me and Mom now in the study room. We miss you, Kaun.
Love,
Dad
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(202 votes, average: 3.89 out of 5) Loading ...My parents and I were getting ready to go out. My dad was trying to take his murse (male purse) and I was giving him a hard time about it, so he decided to forgo the murse. Later on before we left, he saw me grab my very own purse… and so goes this convo
Dad: hey YOU’re carrying a purse.
Me: dad’s it’s okay because I am a girl
Dad: well that’s a SEXY remark.
Me: huh?
Mom: you mean SEXIEST, yubo.
Me: whaat? you fobs, you mean SEXIST?!!
Dad: yeah that word.
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(251 votes, average: 4.85 out of 5) Loading ...Dad: So how was Chuck Cheesing?
Me: What?
Dad: CHUCK A CHEESE. GETTING CANDY? You know, Chuck A Cheese!!
Mom: What? No one understand you!
Me: Do you mean.. trick or treat?
Dad: Thas what I said! You need to listen!
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