My Dad is a Fob

In Good Hands

Posted on February 27, 2010 at 06:11pm

My parents emailed me to wish me merry christmas, and I replied in reciprocation as well as to ask about my puppy that they are watching over. Here’s his reply:

Hi Kaun,

We are happy to hear that you are happy.  Yesterday, we were all at Doug’s grand parents’ house for a Christmas celebration. Yes, Baily always follows me everywhere I go in the house. He likes to bring his rope for me and Mom to play with him. Whever he sees me put my tennis shoes on, he is getting excited immediately and he knows I will be taking him out. I takes him out 3 or 4 times a day.  We have 16″ snow here and it’s very cold ( freezing). I still take him outside for a long walk, even at 11 pm. Sometimes bc it’s was still raining in the morning, I let him pi and poub on the snow on the deck twice. He is with me and Mom now in the study room. We miss you, Kaun.

Love,
Dad

Sexy Remark

Posted on December 10, 2009 at 12:27am

My parents and I were getting ready to go out. My dad was trying to take his murse (male purse) and I was giving him a hard time about it, so he decided to forgo the murse. Later on before we left, he saw me grab my very own purse… and so goes this convo

Dad: hey YOU’re carrying a purse.
Me: dad’s it’s okay because I am a girl
Dad: well that’s a SEXY remark.
Me: huh?
Mom: you mean SEXIEST, yubo.
Me: whaat?  you fobs, you mean SEXIST?!!
Dad: yeah that word.

Chuck E Cheese on Halloween

Posted on November 3, 2009 at 06:27pm

Dad: So how was Chuck Cheesing?
Me: What?
Dad: CHUCK A CHEESE. GETTING CANDY? You know, Chuck A Cheese!!
Mom: What? No one understand you!
Me: Do you mean.. trick or treat?
Dad: Thas what I said! You need to listen!