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dadsfirsttextmessages

August 27, 2009

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text #1 from dad:
(Yo supYo supYosupYo)Jenfferedadcareyouforeq

my reply:
Wow congratulations! U sent me a text message

text #2 from dad:
Daftthankyouencourgene

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Dads Are Just Omniscient

July 21, 2009

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From: Me
To: Dad

I’m waitlisted for my GE philosphy class, but I’m #1 on the waitlist so I think I’ll get in.

From: Dad
To: Me

This is a good example of the reason why I wished you plan the 4-year schedule, when any case happened to change a class, you can pick up quickly from the list which you planned carefully before. It can help you to prevent the mistake.

This is my way in the career life, I always planned 3-5 years ahead to forecast coming future. Actually, I forecasted the 2008 Financial downturn during 2006, but few people believed me then.

Cheers,
Dad

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Shiitake Mushrooms

July 21, 2009

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My mom and I were shopping at a Japanese grocery store when my dad texted me:

Honey dere,
Buy the shit somthing mush room. We need for hot pot toonight.

-Dady

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Catching Craps?

July 19, 2009

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Dad: Your uncle wants to take you and your cousins crapping.
Me: Crapping…?
Dad: Yeah, crapping.
Me: -after a moment of thought- …You mean to catch crappies [type of fish]?
Dad: No, he said crapping.

When I got home, I received an email from my uncle. Part of it read, “I am thinking of taking the kids crabbing sometime before summer is over.”

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