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Loading ...Daddy: Had a long snap?
Me: Yeah. Sup?
Daddy: What sup
Me: It’s an abbrev for what’s up?
Daddy: Nup
Daddy: For nothing is up
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fobby dads
(91 votes, average: 4.88 out of 5) Loading ... (19 votes, average: 4.74 out of 5) Loading ...Subject line: Request for English Words
The following is my description to your sickness to my friend in China. I do not know what English words should be used in the passage. Please fill in it and send me back.
Daddy
Ultrasonic waves did not find anything in her belly. But whenever she eats something, her belly soon becomes bulgy. A lot of gas is generated in her . She takes some medicine to force her ? every day as so to reduce the pressure in her .
We plan to see a specialist to keep checking. My wife guess it should be a kind of affections in her stomach and .. It should not be a big problem. I will let you know when it is clear.
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(82 votes, average: 4.87 out of 5) Loading ...My dad gave me and my sister a copy of Life’s Little Instruction Book with his own amendment to the last piece of advice…
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(61 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5) Loading ...I’m having a GChat with my dad, while my parents are hosting a couple from our church, their 2 children and their cats…
me: Hey… do you like having a cat in the house?
Chi: NO IT SMELLS WITH THE POOHS
Chi: AND IT IS SNEAKY
Chi: COMING QUIETLY FROM NO WHERE AND LICKS YOUR LEG
me: LOL
Chi: JUMP TO YOUR BED AND WANTS YOUR HUGS. YES, THERE ARE 2 CATS.
me: what about the baby? also smells like teh poohs?
Chi: WHEN THEY ARE CLEAN, SMELL GOOD. LITTLE ONE JOELLE WAKES UP AT 6:30AM AND COMES TO OUR ROOM TO PLAY WITH US.
Chi: VERY TALKATIVE AND PLAYFUL
Chi: THE BOY IS 4 YRS OLD, NO MORE FUN.
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(68 votes, average: 4.71 out of 5) Loading ...From: Lin
Date: Thu, Oct 21, 2010 at 4:10 AM
Subject: don’t eat crawfish
To: Christina
it will cause you trouble by forming worm in your brain according your mom.
dad
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(67 votes, average: 4.81 out of 5) Loading ...My sister and I were comparing text messages from my dad who currently is working in a French-Speaking country…
Dad: All people here talk in french such as ‘Woala’. Common to lo fu?
Sister: That’s not how you spell that. It’s Comment Allez-vous?
Dad: C’est la vie woala Aurvoire!
Translation:
Woala – Voila!
Common to lo fu – Comment allez-vous? (How are you)
Aurvoire – Au Revoir (Bye!)
Later on, he texted me…
Dad: Hi, Comment to lu fu?
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(35 votes, average: 4.71 out of 5) Loading ...So my dad likes to send me a string of emails one after the other if he forgets to add something after sending. I study away from home and he loves to leave me his ‘revolutional, new and undiscovered’ ways of studying lol…
Hi Vinc,
The email below can be summed up as ‘ Incremental study for long term memory’, read it loud, point figure on image, close eye and recite from memory. Make study fun and don’t look at a burden. Human body is a discovery science.
Sleep early, wake up early to study is important (from fresh mind).
Drink water, fresh air, stand up, changing environment but keep focus on …. between study is important in trunk of study.
Think of topic and how they relate to each other. Ask what is it? How does it work? Why we need to know? on anatomy picture to trigger your brain.
Regards,
Joe
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Hi Vinc,
With the strategy(method) of study, if you have 1 week (which is 7 days) for anatomy, cut the study into very small trunks that you can remember and learn for 1 day only. Don’t try to learn everything in 1 day, you will forget, use long temp memory, start early, and learn very little bit at a time, cut whole day into block on 30 minutes study, 5 minutes break, stand up in between, recite/drawing frequently, ensure not overloading information. Memory Retention is important, linking superior to inferior, Anterior to posterior, Study the important topic first, etc… start early in the morning when the mind is fresh.
Day1: topic 1 only, and learn by heart, cover it, recite it until you’ve got it.
day2: close book/review 2o minutes on topic 1 on a blank paper. When and only when it’s ok, study topic 2(small trunk again).
Day3: close book/review 3o minutes on topic 1 &2 on a blank paper. When and only when it’s ok, study topic 3(small trunk again).
Day4: close book/review 4o minutes on topic 1 &2&3 on a blank paper. When and only when it’s ok, study topic 4(small trunk again).
Day5, 6 , 7: do as before
Hope you can try this out.
Love and missing you, thinking of you every day.
Daddy Joe
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(95 votes, average: 4.89 out of 5) Loading ...My dad figured out to send me a text all by himself. I was incredibly impressed, up until the point I read his message…
Dad: “holle”
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(41 votes, average: 3.78 out of 5) Loading ...My father sent this to me via text, after I went to a dentist appointment…
Hi boo how was ur visit with dentist?
Also couple of point:
1- could u please take 10 min to clean ur room and get ur launch box to kitchen
2- plan your launch
During the week, I had neglected doing several chores, so my father was just making sure I was getting everything done. Either that, or he firmly believes that after taking AP Physics, I can make it to Mars and back.
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(144 votes, average: 4.90 out of 5) Loading ...My sister and I get into fights often, but they usually end when one of us tattles on the other. In response to this, my dad always says…
“Stop being such Teletubbies! Do you really want to go underground?!?!”
Translation: Stop being tattle-tales. Do you want to get grounded?
So obviously, we can never take him seriously!
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