My Dad is a Fob

Bill Gates on the Move

Posted on October 17, 2009 at 08:56pm

Dad: When migraine geeks
Me: Migraine?
Dad: Sorry, I mean migrating geeks.
Me: Migrating geeks?
Dad: Yeah. Goose. Plural is geeks.
Me: You mean geese.

Some Good Gum…

Posted on October 17, 2009 at 08:54pm

This is for you Viet people out there.

My dad is Japanese and my mom is Vietnamese. Today we went to a Vietnamese restaurant and as we were packing up the leftovers, my dad went so far as to label the containers. The container of rice (com in vietnamese) read “Gum”. Another container containing soup (Canh Chua) read “Gun Jew”. The container of meat (thit kho) read “Tikkaw”. I couldn’t stop laughing even after we got home!

dadsfirsttextmessages

Posted on August 27, 2009 at 02:30am

text #1 from dad:
(Yo supYo supYosupYo)Jenfferedadcareyouforeq

my reply:
Wow congratulations! U sent me a text message

text #2 from dad:
Daftthankyouencourgene

Wah! Puppy Love

Posted on August 27, 2009 at 02:28am

My friend couldn’t take care of this puppy he found and had to give it away. I told my parents about the puppy. My dad did some research and sent me this email at work today:

Matt.: From google research, the begale is very active animal. She needs to exercise every day. Without the boundary or fence, she will run away due to hunting behavior. She needs a well training at the beginning otherwise she never obey her master. So before you bring her home, please finish the following things:

1. Setup the fence between our neighbor border .
2. Bought a dog carrier or cage.
3. Prepare dog food.
4. Prepare dog house.
5. bought the dog leash, toys, shampoo,……….

Wah! Good luck!
Dad