My friend’s dad is the owner of a Juice It Up! He made the front cover of the menu…

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Here’s an email my dad sent me after I told him that I got accepted into film school. This email was written in font 48, color = orange.
conglatiation!!
mi amor…..
very good!!
you are a cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool..
i pride of you…..
wonderful!!!!
girl…
apa…
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My dad had a business meeting today. An economical man through and through, Papa decided to bring home some of the leftover food. He was even kind enough to label the sandwiches.

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[The extended family is over, and the kids are talking about our parents' Engrish. My dad overhears.]
Dad: Well, but seriously, how bad our English are?!
[Silence, then everyone bursts out laughing.]
Dad: What???
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