driving

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My dad has dry erase boards all over the house to spread his inspirational knowledge with my favorite quote being, “Saving money for a rainy day”. After my sister got into a car accident a few years ago, he got really serious and made the “6 Safety Rules”…

#1: MAKE SURE TO GET ENOUGH SLEEPING (8 hrs a day at least)

#2:PAY ATTENTION WHILE DRIVING (Don’t turn music too Loud)

#3: WATCH TRAFFICS ARE COMING AT INTERSECTIONS

#4: DO NOT EVER FOLLOW ANOTHER CAR TOO CLOSE (more close more dangerous)

#5: WATCH AROUND YOUR CAR (by look in “side-mirror” or back-mirror sometime)

#6: ONLY DRIVER REALLY NEED TO DRIVE. (If you don’t need to drive for anything neccessary, plesae don’t drive)

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During a driving session with my dad and family…

Dad: You’re not aggressive enough.
Me: Dad I don’t want to get into an accident and most of them are assholes of a driver.
Dad:…So you asshole them back.
Me: *tries not to laugh*

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Overheating

November 20, 2008

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My sister got a new car with seat warmers in the front seats. She turned it on for my dad on our drive out to a different city and my dad says: “Turn that off. My butt has fever!”

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Drunk texting for grownups

October 27, 2008

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Esther-ROO- Hi, my daughter…I have beers with daddy friends…we talk about kids, so now i think of you, my daughter. OK! I am driving home right now. I love you! See you monday!!

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Gaseous road rage

October 26, 2008

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[While driving with my dad, someone cuts us off]
Dad: Fart the horn! Peter, fart it!

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