Posted on November 6, 2009 at 07:21pm
During a driving session with my dad and family…
Dad: You’re not aggressive enough.
Me: Dad I don’t want to get into an accident and most of them are assholes of a driver.
Dad:…So you asshole them back.
Me: *tries not to laugh*
Tags: driving, fobby dads, road rage
Filed Under: Conversations
Posted on November 20, 2008 at 06:23pm
My sister got a new car with seat warmers in the front seats. She turned it on for my dad on our drive out to a different city and my dad says: “Turn that off. My butt has fever!”
Posted on October 27, 2008 at 04:30am
Esther-ROO- Hi, my daughter…I have beers with daddy friends…we talk about kids, so now i think of you, my daughter. OK! I am driving home right now. I love you! See you monday!!
Filed Under: Text messages
Posted on October 26, 2008 at 04:59am
[While driving with my dad, someone cuts us off]
Dad: Fart the horn! Peter, fart it!
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