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Loading ...Daddy: Had a long snap?
Me: Yeah. Sup?
Daddy: What sup
Me: It’s an abbrev for what’s up?
Daddy: Nup
Daddy: For nothing is up
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(95 votes, average: 4.86 out of 5) Loading ... (41 votes, average: 4.56 out of 5) Loading ...Dad: ~_~
Me: haha hello!
Dad: What did you eat?
Me: i had this fried turkey with curry sauce
Me: its so yummy
Dad: Sound good. They have a lot of curry dishes.
Dad: Cook by the currian.
Me: huh?
Dad: I made up Currian means curry people.
Dad: Get it.
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(58 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5) Loading ...Dad: ~_~
Me: hi!
Me: why do you always make that face?
Dad: That is mommy.
Me: oh haha
Me: hi mommy!
Dad: I mean her face
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(56 votes, average: 4.23 out of 5) Loading ...I found a car identical to mine in the parking lot and decided to take a picture and sent it to my dad, who had bought the car for me. This was his response:
Dear Elaine,
These two cars are very similar in general. However, I find three difference (1) you car is two door for more sporty look, (2) your car has spoil at the back for aerodynamic, (3) your car has V6 powerful engine.
So, you car is more unique and this car is originally from either California or Arizona.
I like the pictures. It is very amusing.
Love,
Dad
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Dear Elaine,
In addition, you car has sun roof, two exhaustive pipes and you car antenna can go up and down.
Love,
Dad
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(109 votes, average: 4.53 out of 5) Loading ...I just moved to a new city for school. This is part of a recent email from Dad:
Second week already and how is your life now. Still lonely and boring? Hope you will get over it now. I think you will be OK. Put your mind into the book and let it wandering back here. By the way. don’t worry about me. Just concentrate on your study and pratice your French. Maybe two years later, your French is much better than your English. Haha!
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(174 votes, average: 4.70 out of 5) Loading ...text #1 from dad:
(Yo supYo supYosupYo)Jenfferedadcareyouforeq
my reply:
Wow congratulations! U sent me a text message
text #2 from dad:
Daftthankyouencourgene
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(83 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5) Loading ...My friend couldn’t take care of this puppy he found and had to give it away. I told my parents about the puppy. My dad did some research and sent me this email at work today:
Matt.: From google research, the begale is very active animal. She needs to exercise every day. Without the boundary or fence, she will run away due to hunting behavior. She needs a well training at the beginning otherwise she never obey her master. So before you bring her home, please finish the following things:
- Setup the fence between our neighbor border .
- Bought a dog carrier or cage.
- Prepare dog food.
- Prepare dog house.
- bought the dog leash, toys, shampoo,……….
Wah! Good luck!
Dad
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(305 votes, average: 4.86 out of 5) Loading ...My dad realized that he had opened up a Facebook account several months ago and decided to reactivate it. He came up to me with a printed version of the email from Facebook and said, “Jas, help me get my Facebook account working.” I agreed and added him as my friend at the end.
Five hours later, I was notified that someone had commented on my Facebook status:
Ken BT at 10:27pm July 13
Hi dear, don’t know how to accept you on facebook. But to me, you are
always accepted, in any shape or form.
Plan something for your b-day & let me know. Love, dad.
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(218 votes, average: 4.39 out of 5) Loading ...My girlfriend of two years took me to a gigantic family gathering under the pressure of her parents. As soon as I got there and greeted her parents, her father dragged me off to show me off to the “uncles”.
dad in chinese: this is my oldest daughter’s boyfriend!
uncles in chinese: hey, pretty good looking boy!
me in chinese: no no not really haha, thank you.
dad in english: he also boxing and kung fu! he does bruce lee kung fu!
one of the uncles in english: come on young man, fight me.
me in english: no it’s okay (fear of hurting him)
uncle in english: it’s okay! I take kung fu when I was young! We all take kung fu! *points at bicep and signals me to punch*
me: *lightly jabs him in the bicep playfully*
dad in chinese: you don’t give face to the uncles! hit him harder!
uncles in english: box harder young man!
me in english: sigh, okay… *throws a punch at his bicep knocks him into the other uncles*
uncle in english: *gets up* i’m okay! I know kung fu!
he was obviously hurt…
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