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Instead of “Hi, it’s actually dad”

Posted on December 7, 2009 at 09:31pm

me: mommy
me: whats up!
Mommy: I am not your mommy. i am your daddy and checking her e- mail

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Architect or cock?

Posted on October 26, 2009 at 11:34am

Apparently I’d fallen asleep while chatting with my mum the other night. She was worried that I was stressed and not sleeping/eating well. Dad told me this today, so I tried to assuage him by telling him my sleeping was regular, and that I’d been doing well on the eating front. I told him that for dinner, I had leftover beef noodle soup (牛肉麺) with soba noodles and a cucumber/avocado/grapefruit salad with a grated ginger/ground sesame seeds/ponzu dressing. This was his reply.

cock

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