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I’ve been struggling with a few aspects in my life, and recently my Dad has been reaching out to bridge the cultural/generation gap. He started to learn how to text and I received a text that read exactly:
“U mom get job anne u is my hope what even do not worry keep happy everydays keep eye on he farway what even u want i am support”
Another night, my dad saw me walking to my car at midnight and thought I was sneaking out when I was only trying to get baseball tickets from a friend. He decided to come with me and then shared his philosophy on life:
“Bitter first, sweet later. Cannot run away!”
I love my dad!
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My mom wants my dad to lose weight so she has banned red meat in the house. I’m going home after a long time, so my dad excitedly texts me…
Dad: U want Kababs. Pl say yes so that I can eat too!!!!!!!!!
Me: awwww i’ll consider it!
Dad: So its a YeS
Me: let’s not jump to conclusions…
Dad: Iam already thinking abt them, make me hungry. Let’s eat it. With CHATNi
Me: you know i have to post this to my dad is a fob rite?
Dad: common but why
Me: this is too funny
Dad: ok post whereever, but Kababs r in right
later in the conversation…
Dad: So what’s the plan for Holeween
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I don’t talk to my dad often while I’m in school, but I was panicking about my immense amount of work and, seeking reassurance, had the following text conversation with him:
me: So I should just be able to work all night and get it done, right?
(a minute later)
me: Well?
Dad: I hope so!
(7 minutes later)
Dad: A hole in the ground with water in it.
me: What??
Dad: A well.
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Conversation with my father, via texts:
Dad: We have decided to go for scrap rice tomorrow. You’ll like it.
Jenny: Dad do you mean crab rice tomorrow?
Dad: And steamed pawn. Its really nice.
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text #1 from dad:
(Yo supYo supYosupYo)Jenfferedadcareyouforeq
my reply:
Wow congratulations! U sent me a text message
text #2 from dad:
Daftthankyouencourgene
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I asked my dad if he remembered my mom’s birthday, which was last week, via text.
Dad: I forgot…
Me: Me too. What should I do? Should I write her an email
Dad: Have some action tonight.
I think he meant “take action”…
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My parents and I were on the way back home from the grocery and decided to pick up my little brother from school along the way. Because I was driving, I asked my dad to text my brother asking him to come to the neighborhood next to his school. My dad brought out his reading glasses and was intently texting 15 minutes straight.
My brother comes out of the school laughing with these texts in his inbox:
Dad: Test.
Dad: Come hond.
Dad: Come hood.
Dad: Test.
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The picture is of our friend, Shawn, with his temporary mohawk (which he’s going to buzz after this weekend). He sent the picture to his dad via a text message, and this was his dad’s text response:
“What up! Are u going to indian war?”
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My dad is pretty adept at using his cell phone, but rarely texts. My mom can barely make a phone call on one. My dad texted me this on my last birthday:
hapy birfday
Ten seconds later, to my surprise, I got a text from my mom. I opened it and read this:
hapy birfday
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My mom and I were shopping at a Japanese grocery store when my dad texted me:
Honey dere,
Buy the shit somthing mush room. We need for hot pot toonight.
-Dady
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