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(12 votes, average: 2.83 out of 5) Loading ...My dad is originally from Afghanistan. His nickname for me is “Lala”. He is a HUGE worry wart, but he is so sweet and means well. (Case in point, he types certain words in “code” so I can know for sure that it’s him talking and that someone else hasn’t stolen his phone and is trying to manipulate me, thus the “LoVe”, “DaD”, and “LaLa”.) These conversations take place over BBM…
Dad: LaLa, Please DO NOT place your date of birth even if it is not a complete one on your FACEBOOK and LINKEDIN. If any one knows your date of birth and one other personal info about you, they are dangerous.
Me: Ok relax
Dad: I am not relaxing and you know that.
The next day…
Dad: Hi LaLa. How are you doing? I am still not relaxing.
Me: I’m good. I had a presentation today and it went well. You’re still not relaxing? You need to take a chill pill!
Dad: I DO NOT have a chill pill!
Dad: Change your BD on both FB and LI!
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(28 votes, average: 2.86 out of 5) Loading ...This is the first year that our family will spend Thanksgiving apart, so of course Dad has a few worries…
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(95 votes, average: 4.86 out of 5) Loading ...Daddy: Had a long snap?
Me: Yeah. Sup?
Daddy: What sup
Me: It’s an abbrev for what’s up?
Daddy: Nup
Daddy: For nothing is up
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(108 votes, average: 4.89 out of 5) Loading ...Finals were in a week and I got this text from my dad…
“Your future called me and said ‘thank you for studying ahead of time for finals’ your future and I have much in common”
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(64 votes, average: 4.86 out of 5) Loading ...Translations:
Picture 1: You can do it!
Picture 2: (inside cup: “medicine”) I prepared this for you to be strong, Sarah!
I think my dad is better at texting than I am…
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(67 votes, average: 4.81 out of 5) Loading ...My sister and I were comparing text messages from my dad who currently is working in a French-Speaking country…
Dad: All people here talk in french such as ‘Woala’. Common to lo fu?
Sister: That’s not how you spell that. It’s Comment Allez-vous?
Dad: C’est la vie woala Aurvoire!
Translation:
Woala – Voila!
Common to lo fu – Comment allez-vous? (How are you)
Aurvoire – Au Revoir (Bye!)
Later on, he texted me…
Dad: Hi, Comment to lu fu?
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(97 votes, average: 4.90 out of 5) Loading ...My dad figured out to send me a text all by himself. I was incredibly impressed, up until the point I read his message…
Dad: “holle”
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(41 votes, average: 3.78 out of 5) Loading ...My father sent this to me via text, after I went to a dentist appointment…
Hi boo how was ur visit with dentist?
Also couple of point:
1- could u please take 10 min to clean ur room and get ur launch box to kitchen
2- plan your launch
During the week, I had neglected doing several chores, so my father was just making sure I was getting everything done. Either that, or he firmly believes that after taking AP Physics, I can make it to Mars and back.
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(132 votes, average: 4.84 out of 5) Loading ...My dad, whose name is Mario, just texted my mom, my brother and me the following message:
“Can we do dinner tonight? it’s cinco de mario! Daddy”
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