Text messages

Fatherly e-love

June 5, 2012

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My dad is your typical asian father — not affectionate on the surface, but always prepared to plan for the important milestones in his daughter’s life: Marriage and career. Here are two very heartwarming (or not, depending on how you see it) attempts to show that he cares. One is a matchmaking email with photos of the lucky lad, and the other a text message where he’s trying to hook me up with a post-grad job.

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Airport Pickup Instructions

January 26, 2012

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DaD wOrRiEs!

January 12, 2012

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My dad is originally from Afghanistan. His nickname for me is “Lala”. He is a HUGE worry wart, but he is so sweet and means well. (Case in point, he types certain words in “code” so I can know for sure that it’s him talking and that someone else hasn’t stolen his phone and is trying to manipulate me, thus the “LoVe”, “DaD”, and “LaLa”.) These conversations take place over BBM…

Dad: LaLa, Please DO NOT place your date of birth even if it is not a complete one on your FACEBOOK and LINKEDIN. If any one knows your date of birth and one other personal info about you, they are dangerous.

Me: Ok relax

Dad: I am not relaxing and you know that.

The next day…

Dad: Hi LaLa. How are you doing? I am still not relaxing.

Me: I’m good. I had a presentation today and it went well. You’re still not relaxing? You need to take a chill pill!

Dad: I DO NOT have a chill pill!

Dad: Change your BD on both FB and LI!

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Turkey Day Worries

November 23, 2011

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This is the first year that our family will spend Thanksgiving apart, so of course Dad has a few worries…


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Daddy: Had a long snap?
Me: Yeah. Sup?
Daddy: What sup
Me: It’s an abbrev for what’s up?
Daddy: Nup
Daddy: For nothing is up

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Surprise Phone Call

March 5, 2011

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Finals were in a week and I got this text from my dad…

“Your future called me and said ‘thank you for studying ahead of time for finals’ your future and I have much in common”

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Texting King

February 18, 2011

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Translations:

Picture 1: You can do it!

Picture 2: (inside cup: “medicine”) I prepared this for you to be strong, Sarah!

I think my dad is better at texting than I am…


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C’est la vie, papa!

October 22, 2010

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My sister and I were comparing text messages from my dad who currently is working in a French-Speaking country…

Dad: All people here talk in french such as ‘Woala’. Common to lo fu?
Sister: That’s not how you spell that. It’s Comment Allez-vous?
Dad: C’est la vie woala Aurvoire!

Translation:
Woala – Voila!
Common to lo fu – Comment allez-vous? (How are you)
Aurvoire – Au Revoir (Bye!)

Later on, he texted me…

Dad: Hi, Comment to lu fu?

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My dad figured out to send me a text all by himself. I was incredibly impressed, up until the point I read his message…

Dad: “holle”

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Ready for Takeoff?

September 27, 2010

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My father sent this to me via text, after I went to a dentist appointment…

Hi boo how was ur visit with dentist?
Also couple of point:
1- could u please take 10 min to clean ur room and get ur launch box to kitchen
2- plan your launch

During the week, I had neglected doing several chores, so my father was just making  sure I was getting everything done.  Either that, or he firmly believes that after taking AP Physics, I can make it to Mars and back.

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