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My dad has dry erase boards all over the house to spread his inspirational knowledge with my favorite quote being, “Saving money for a rainy day”. After my sister got into a car accident a few years ago, he got really serious and made the “6 Safety Rules”…

#1: MAKE SURE TO GET ENOUGH SLEEPING (8 hrs a day at least)

#2:PAY ATTENTION WHILE DRIVING (Don’t turn music too Loud)

#3: WATCH TRAFFICS ARE COMING AT INTERSECTIONS

#4: DO NOT EVER FOLLOW ANOTHER CAR TOO CLOSE (more close more dangerous)

#5: WATCH AROUND YOUR CAR (by look in “side-mirror” or back-mirror sometime)

#6: ONLY DRIVER REALLY NEED TO DRIVE. (If you don’t need to drive for anything neccessary, plesae don’t drive)

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Dancing Queen

January 13, 2011

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I bought my parents an XBox + Kinect for Christmas, and got them Dance Central for shits and giggles. After playing through “Hey Mami” by Fannypack with a big grin on his face, my dad says:
“Oh this very good!! Your mom and I learn dancing at home, then we can go discos! Hahaha!”

I still haven’t broken the news about the current state of “discos”. I think it’s for the best.

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Today is my father’s 50th birthday, so I decided to upload a comic highlighting his particular quirks. I think, out of everyone who has contributed to my gene pool, my father is the largest benefactor. Every day, I find myself becoming more and more like him. This is good because my father is a tenacious, proud, and self-reliant person. This is also bad, because he crazy…

by Mimi

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Don’t be a Teletubby!!

September 17, 2010

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My sister and I get into fights often, but they usually end when one of us tattles on the other. In response to this, my dad always says…

“Stop being such Teletubbies! Do you really want to go underground?!?!”

Translation: Stop being tattle-tales. Do you want to get grounded?

So obviously, we can never take him seriously!

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Makeshift Shower Sandals

September 6, 2010

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Today I was at the gym, and I saw a fobby father…wearing the bags they provide for your wet swimming trunks, one on each foot. I guess someone forgot their shower sandals!

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200NT & No Alcohol Please.

February 20, 2010

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My dad always sends me these emails that can be described as broken English (although my dad doesn’t actually speak like this…) and he always signs his emails with his name, instead of something like “dad.”

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Subject: Happy Chinese New Year
Joanna,

Where are you going to spend Chinese New Year eve? Home with friend? Out eat with friend? Have a fun and enjoy, no alcohol please.

What do you want me to bring for home?

Jeff
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After this email, we exchanged some information. I told him that I wanted this chapstick that I was only able to find in Taiwan. I told him I wanted 2. In the morning I woke up and saw this email:

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Subject: Re: Happy Chinese New Year

I got it that cost you NT$ 200.00.

Jeff
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Thanks dad. That’s US$6!! This isn’t the first time he’s asked me for money either… for my mother’s birthday I asked him to buy her flowers and we’d split the cost.

I called my mom and asked her if she got flowers. My dad, often being “economical” (or the nice way of saying cheap)… My mom says “he got me carnations.” Then in the background I hear my dad yell “you owe me $2.50!”

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AP Bio Sex Ed?

February 13, 2010

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I’m taking AP biology and we’re learning about genetic recombinations in bacteria. One way that bacteria can achieve genetic diversity is conjugation, or “bacteria sex.” The are joined by a sex pilli. My dad walks into my room and it just happened that I was looking at my teacher’s conjugation slide that included the word sex pilli.  My dad takes a quick glimpse and exclaims:
dad: “WHA! SEX? WHAT IS THIS?”
me: “dad, this is AP bio, the word sex does come up.”

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Part of Stanford’s application involves answering the following essay question:

Virtually all of Stanford’s undergraduates live on campus. What would you want your future roommate to know about you? Tell us something about you that will help your future roommate — and us — know you better.

On his own initiative, my friend’s dad decided to take a crack at it. This is his final draft…

 

If my future roommate ask my any friend ,is Peter very very like to participate in school’s activities and friend’s party ? Well than he must get the answer that is YES. Certainly, with my friends, I very very like taking about how to approach the world and nature., doing home work, watching movies, shopping and taking dinner at a restaurant With my friends, I feel they do need me ,and that enables me to do something. So that I am sincerely exciting.

Virtually, letting everybody liking you is not easy thing. To remember since grade 10, I am highly interested in Math, Biological Science and Chemistry, and I have taken many additional courses about those. I participated in some Notional Contest and got great achievement. Gradually, some classmates ask me some questions. Sometime I knew how to solve at a glance with a little bit haughty attitude to answer. As a result, my classmates did not recognize me as a excellent person, and then become a “hero” among them. Therefor, I specially stray at a period. I begun to think and tried to do something for changing. At beginning, I corrected my prideful attitude, and lend an attentive ear to their to their ideas, and take a respected, humbly and patiencely with hem to discuss questions, and try hard to let them understand my solving ways. Whether how asperity language that even insulted my self-respect a student made, I still keep my temper with highly complaint when we met impetuosity dispute. On this time, I always talk to myself in my heart to try nicely treat people. Because they ask me questions this case means they have recognized me and respected me. How can I suffer from a small chagrin? Gradually, I have learned to allowance people. I feel more rap off each other is the best way to understand each other. Sometime I try to find out my disadvantage and outperforming myself. I face a mirror and give me a representation, and figure out a nice expression, to figure out a honest eyes that clap eyes on people, to figure out a suitablebility of dumb show and stand pose when I speech to somebody. Finally I have taken those format to affiliate with people. 

By the way, I will tell my future roommate, I would move in the bedcharmber in advance and patiencely wait he will coming. Then we will discuss to arrange how to use the space, then I will open my baggage. Maybe you could hear the welcome music I perform with viloa before you will enter the room.

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Pimp my ride: Fob editon!

January 6, 2010

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My parents are both empty nesters, so there is no reason why they each have their own minivan, but they do. My dad is REALLY into keeping it clean, tuned up…he takes care of his van. This is his latest project to increase the value of his van should he decide to sell it. Notice the ‘fruity’ carpet goes from front to the back of the van, he even meticulously cut out the holes for the chairs to fit perfectly. Here’s to my dad, in all his FOB glory!

van

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My dad is a gift-giver, and he recently presented me with these three gifts after a business trip to Shanghai. The middle koala thing is a little four-holed out of tune ocarina necklace, and the koala is glued on, so there’s no getting rid of it quietly… PS, I am 21 years old.

gloves

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