My Dad is a Fob

This Is A Test

Posted on December 18, 2009 at 06:47am

my dad sent me some weird email w/ some disgusting pics in it.  and his preface to the email was this:

“Be Brave to look at it.”

Disregard for Brand Names

Posted on December 15, 2009 at 07:56pm

I called my Dad to wish him Happy Birthday. It turns out my parents were out shopping at the outlets.

He said, “I’m in the car waiting. You know your Mom. Always shopping. First for handbags at the Dooney Dooney. Then Coach something. Coach First Class, whatever.”

Bad Bride?

Posted on December 12, 2009 at 10:10pm

We asked our parents to officiate at our wedding. When it was my father-in-law’s turn to speak, he looked around proudly and recited…

“Who takes this broad to be his lawfully wedded wife?”

Breakup Advice

Posted on October 19, 2009 at 09:21pm

After informing my father that I broke up with my boyfriend, he Skype messaged me with some helpful advice.

Dad: I understand your felling. if you like, just cry out now, pass it and then move on.

Dad’s Answer to Everything

Posted on September 21, 2009 at 09:34pm

“Yale student’s story on newspaper is horrible. So, be careful and have a few friends always. DRESS CONSERVATIVELY!!”

I love you 999 times!

Posted on September 9, 2009 at 12:51pm

Email from my dad:

It is 2009/09/09/9am. Just wanted to let you know I love you and thank you very much for your love and friendship. Much appreciated!

I just thought it was the sweetest thing ever….

Vulcan Salute Wedding Toast

Posted on September 9, 2009 at 12:44pm

Dad: blah blah wedding speech blah blah…[insert Spock's Vulcan salute here] Live long and prosper.

Needless to say, my dad has been into Star Trek for a very long time.

SEXY MODE

Posted on September 9, 2009 at 12:41pm

I was knocking to go into my parents bed since their master bedroom washroom has the stored toothpaste & my washroom had ran out of toothpaste.

As I was on my way to my parents room, before I even knock, my dad yells out loud, “DO NOT ENTER! I AM IN SEXY MODE!”

I’m guessing, or pretty sure that he was changing into his pajamas.

Mathematically Speaking…

Posted on August 14, 2009 at 10:28pm

Today is my 25th birthday, so my dad called.

Dad, “Happy birthday! You know, 25 years is the center of the normal curve. Your health will now start declining.”

Thanks, Dad.

Hit-n-run-n-note

Posted on July 26, 2009 at 06:32pm

Apparently, when my dad first moved to California from the Philippines, he hit a parked car. He drove home and told my grandpa who told him, “Things in the US are not like in the Philippines! You have to leave a note.”

Contents of note:
“Sorry I hit your car. —[my dad]“