My dad wanted to make sure that we kept the toaster oven clean. It’s ironic because he is the messiest person living in the house…

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My dad wanted to make sure that we kept the toaster oven clean. It’s ironic because he is the messiest person living in the house…

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My dad gave me and my sister a copy of Life’s Little Instruction Book with his own amendment to the last piece of advice…

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My parents went on vacation in Petra, Jordan, and my dad said he felt like Indiana Jones!

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My father posted a picture of that dead snake on his facebook, and here’s what he wrote about it:
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I hold the snake,and mom use the shovel hit the head by saying : “dead la ! dead la ! dead la ! ” in Chinese until I said ” That’s enlough.”

RIP, snake :(!
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I found a car identical to mine in the parking lot and decided to take a picture and sent it to my dad, who had bought the car for me. This was his response:
Dear Elaine,
These two cars are very similar in general. However, I find three difference (1) you car is two door for more sporty look, (2) your car has spoil at the back for aerodynamic, (3) your car has V6 powerful engine.
So, you car is more unique and this car is originally from either California or Arizona.
I like the pictures. It is very amusing.
Love,
Dad
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Dear Elaine,
In addition, you car has sun roof, two exhaustive pipes and you car antenna can go up and down.
Love,
Dad


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My neighbors have 5 Pomeranians that never shut up, so one day, my dad got fed up. I came home to find our fence beautifully decorated with: “NO BARKING DOGS ALLOWED” with the bright pink paint leftover from my room. I found it funny that there was a “beware of dog” sign next to it. :)

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My best friend and I were rooming together for a Church retreat. Upon returning to our dorm, we found that my dad had slipped a note underneath our door reminding us to be more considerate of our neighbors. He definitely put a lot of thought into this. Unfortunately, the thoughtful letter reminding us to keep down the “noise and giggle” only spurred more “noise and giggle.”

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