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Loading ...I was at work when my dad called and I couldn’t pick up, so I listened to his voicemail. He had asked me if I wanted some steamed chicken fetuses. Later on when I was already home, I checked my messages and found this one:
I have never received a text from my dad, and this was his first one!
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(512 votes, average: 4.89 out of 5) Loading ...Voicemail from dad 1: YO.
Voicemail from dad 2: WHAD UP
Voicemail from dad 3: CALL ME BACK YO
Voicemail from dad 4: okay now seriously Carolyn where are you?
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(352 votes, average: 4.89 out of 5) Loading ...So I called my dad’s cellphone and got the answering machine:
recorded lady’s voice: “After the tone, please leave a message for-”
dad’s voice: “Message.”
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(300 votes, average: 4.88 out of 5) Loading ...Dad: Son, remember that time in 3rd grade when you cut that girl’s hair and her mom came up to me a few days later and told me that my son cut her daughter’s hair?
Me: Uhh… yes…
Dad: Well, I just don’t want a girl’s mom to come up to me and tell me that her daughter is pregnant with my son’s child. OK?
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