E-mails

Burglars vs. Hamburgers

December 13, 2011

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My dad sent me an article about some recent thefts that occurred in our neighborhood and commented…

“This is the season burgers are most active. You need to be alert about your own safety especially inside and outside of your apartment. Burgers can look like an Innocent student with a backpack..”

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Birthday Sing-along Song

November 8, 2011

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Subject: FOR PERSON WHO WAS BORN IN THE YEAR NINETEEN EIGHT

SING ALONG SONG :

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
EIGHT- NOVEMBER THAT YOU
NINETEEN EIGHTY AND SEVEN
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU ( QUYNH ) …….YE YE YE
………………….

LOVE YOU
DAD

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Fwd: Change Cellular Phone

October 7, 2011

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From my lovable, fobby uncle…

Dear friends and family members:
Tell you a great news. My cellular phone jumped into swimming pool with me and refused to talk to me any longer. So please note that I have a new number [#]. My landline is still the same.
Take care.

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My parents are going on a cruise to the Caribbean. My dad sent me this email to make sure I got the “memo.” Zoey and Hugo are the family dogs…

Matt.: When we are on vacation, please pay attention to following things…..

A. For your brother and sister — Zoey and Hugo

  1. Everyday you need to replace the fresh water to them
  2. Close all room doors if you are not at home. Otherwise they will go in to break the wire, cable and furniture in pieces. Worse case they will drop pii and poo inside.
  3. Replace the dirty paper with clean one immediately, otherwise they will not make poo pii on the top.
  4. Don’t put your plastic sandles on the floor they like to tear them in pieces.
  5. Everynight clean their faces, legs and ass. Comb them and brush their teeth much better.

B. Monday, Wednesday and Friday come to my shop to feed my fish once a time.

C. For the house

  1. Aunt Cecilia has a spare house key if you forget to bring your door key out.
  2. Please set the temperature above 80 degree if you are not at home.
  3. Watch the gas burner completely off when you go out.
  4. Every Tuesday don’t park the car in our side, every Monday don’t park the car opposite side.

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Danger Game

August 7, 2011

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I sent my dad a video of me skydiving. He emailed me back the following…

oh my god,

rona, it is really danger game, pls stop it !

think about ur mom, when she 85 years old, who will cook for her, and who will wash her diapers ?

i am too old at that time. pls stop any danger game now .

peace / safe / health .

b.rgds

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Joy!

June 16, 2011

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Upon hearing of my law school acceptance…

SA!  I declare myself the PROUDEST and the most FORTUNATE dad on the face of this earth…….I hope you agree with me!

Deep in my heart I know, you will make this world a better place than it is………..i love you, sooooooooo,soooooooo much!!!!!!

daddy

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Dad Spams Back

April 12, 2011

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My dad got one of those spam emails about sending money. While most people just delete them, my dad of course, responds…

MSG SUBJECT: DO GET BACK TO ME
From: (my dad)

My friend you are a very lucky person. I just found a golden mine outside of Bogota, Colombia. Y need people to join money and forces to get all that gold. Would you like to join me. All you need is to send me $2500 and you are in. This is the chance you were waiting all you life. I have a hole buch for rusty shovels and I need the money to get new ones. Lucking foward to have yoy as my favorite parter.

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Daddyo’s Reminder

March 18, 2011

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My dad always sends us sweet emails while my sisters and I in college. I think his grammar mistakes make his message stronger, haha. Gives me a smile everytime…

Hi Duddies,
Just to remind all of you that Lent season start today & we forgot to let all of you know about Ash Wednesday. Any way no meat on Friday until Easter & during the Lent I would like all of you use this theme “LET SOMETHING GOOD BE SAID”. Whenever your conversation start with anyone around you, try to say all a good thing to people. Always try to FORGIVE each other & FORGET all the bad things behind us, be THANKSFUL what we had. I believe whenever you make people around you happy that will make you happier.

Love U all very much & have a great Lent season.
Daddyo & Mommyo =) =)

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My dad sent me the following email with the subject line, “Protein”…

Hey, if you are in LA not SB and hungry for protein instead of Ramen diet, then call me to get some meat for lun-ner.

Love Dad

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Exam Exhaustion

February 3, 2011

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I emailed my Dad to let him know that I passed my level 1 CFA exam. He responded with the following email…

Great job! I knew all along that you would pass out.
Congratulations!

Dad

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