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My dad is originally from Afghanistan. His nickname for me is “Lala”. He is a HUGE worry wart, but he is so sweet and means well. (Case in point, he types certain words in “code” so I can know for sure that it’s him talking and that someone else hasn’t stolen his phone and is trying to manipulate me, thus the “LoVe”, “DaD”, and “LaLa”.) These conversations take place over BBM…
Dad: LaLa, Please DO NOT place your date of birth even if it is not a complete one on your FACEBOOK and LINKEDIN. If any one knows your date of birth and one other personal info about you, they are dangerous.
Me: Ok relax
Dad: I am not relaxing and you know that.
The next day…
Dad: Hi LaLa. How are you doing? I am still not relaxing.
Me: I’m good. I had a presentation today and it went well. You’re still not relaxing? You need to take a chill pill!
Dad: I DO NOT have a chill pill!
Dad: Change your BD on both FB and LI!
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I was typing to my uncle over Skype, and we were saying goodbye. He wanted to throw in some Italian…
Me: Goodbye! Talk to you soon!
Uncle: Chaos.
He meant ciao.
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Me: I like Italian food
Dad: There is too much Farmer John cheese in Italian food
Me: What’s Farmer John cheese? I think they only make breakfast meats
Dad: You know, Farmer John!
Mom: He means Parmesan cheese
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Me: Baba there are no walmarts near LA HAHAHA. So please buy the panoramic mirror if you see it!! <3 *panormaic mirror is the big mirror you place over your rearview mirror in your car to check your blindspots*
Dad: K. What’s this mean less than 3? I bought two, is it ok? One for you and another for your mom
Me: -____- it means heart!
Dad: Haha. I thought u let me buy less than three if I found. Actually, I did bought 2 la. Why don’t u talk to me? Only typing words
Dad: I love you.<3
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Daddy: Had a long snap?
Me: Yeah. Sup?
Daddy: What sup
Me: It’s an abbrev for what’s up?
Daddy: Nup
Daddy: For nothing is up
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Dad: ~_~
Me: haha hello!
Dad: What did you eat?
Me: i had this fried turkey with curry sauce
Me: its so yummy
Dad: Sound good. They have a lot of curry dishes.
Dad: Cook by the currian.
Me: huh?
Dad: I made up Currian means curry people.
Dad: Get it.
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Dad: ~_~
Me: hi!
Me: why do you always make that face?
Dad: That is mommy.
Me: oh haha
Me: hi mommy!
Dad: I mean her face
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Me: John Steinbeck’s books are so long
Dad: I know John Steinbeck! He wrote that book… Angry Grapes?
Me: You mean… Grapes of Wrath?
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I’m having a GChat with my dad, while my parents are hosting a couple from our church, their 2 children and their cats…
me: Hey… do you like having a cat in the house?
Chi: NO IT SMELLS WITH THE POOHS
Chi: AND IT IS SNEAKY
Chi: COMING QUIETLY FROM NO WHERE AND LICKS YOUR LEG
me: LOL
Chi: JUMP TO YOUR BED AND WANTS YOUR HUGS. YES, THERE ARE 2 CATS.
me: what about the baby? also smells like teh poohs?
Chi: WHEN THEY ARE CLEAN, SMELL GOOD. LITTLE ONE JOELLE WAKES UP AT 6:30AM AND COMES TO OUR ROOM TO PLAY WITH US.
Chi: VERY TALKATIVE AND PLAYFUL
Chi: THE BOY IS 4 YRS OLD, NO MORE FUN.
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In December, I’m taking a photography class at school. I told my dad about how excited I was about developing pictures in the black room…
Dad: …Be careful in the black rooms, OK?
Me: Why?
Dad: …Because, BAD THINGS. ALWAYS HAPPEN. IN BLACK ROOMS.
Me: …Alright.
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