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	August 2010 (5)
		
			29: Medicine & Metaphors (1)
			23: Feminine Products (0)
			14: In Order of Priority (5)
			07: Daddy’s Exclamatory Health Message!! (1)
			05: RIP, Snake! (6)
		
	
	July 2010 (8)
		
			31: Your Camry Is Cooler…Since Dad Bought It :)! (0)
			26: Sideseen With the Family! (0)
			20: Exercise Coach (0)
			13: Good Fathers Appreciate Good Daughters (6)
			09: My Life is Jused (0)
			07: A Spicy Remedy (3)
			07: Passive Aggressive Pink Note FTW (0)
			02: Subject: It’s a Boy!!!! (1)
		
	
	June 2010 (5)
		
			27: Loudy Disturbing Neighbors (4)
			20: Dear Literate Dog, (1)
			14: World Cup : Beauty Pageant :: Soccer Player : ? (0)
			09: Dad Don’t Like Yo Bling (4)
			05: Shopping lesson #1: Never pay full price (1)
		
	
	May 2010 (7)
		
			28: It is unethical to Skype at work; over! (1)
			23: Kind of like the Navi World in Avatar? (0)
			18: Five Reason to Not Like You (1)
			18: Bubbly & Frothy…TMI (4)
			11: Wise Words & Love “To The Bone” (12)
			06: Fifth of Mario (1)
			05: My Dad is a Philosopher (0)
		
	
	April 2010 (9)
		
			30: YAHOO*FUCKR PRO? (1)
			24: Love by the CPM (4)
			17: Not-so-chill Pills (0)
			17: Fob Terminator? (0)
			13: Funny Fail. (1)
			12: Sandy Beaches, Coal Mines & Casual Dating (9)
			08: A Very Long Alliterative Acronym? (3)
			08: Respect Napoleon as Your Daddy (2)
			05: Auto Insurance & Taxes (2)
		
	
	March 2010 (8)
		
			31: Adequacy Means… (7)
			24: Korean Investing Advice (6)
			20: Dad Knows Best (5)
			16: Nicknames and Healthcare Games (0)
			12: Murse (5)
			05: Lost in Meaty Translation (36)
			04: Dad is My Biggest Fan! (3)
			02: The Cost of an Airline Ticket (4)
		
	
	February 2010 (8)
		
			27: In Good Hands (3)
			20: My Dad is a Fob: Olympic Version! (5)
			20: 200NT & No Alcohol Please. (7)
			16: Skype for Irish Tattoo Permission (4)
			13: AP Bio Sex Ed? (2)
			09: Party in the USA! (4)
			05: Cancun Advice (2)
			01: Cheeeeese! (0)
		
	
	January 2010 (8)
		
			30: Mamma Mia (3)
			25: Bar B Q Accidents (0)
			22: Re: Radiation (6)
			20: Noteworthy Mornings (4)
			19: University Application Filled Out By Fob Dad (13)
			09: When in Japan… (4)
			06: Pimp my ride: Fob editon! (10)
			02: Monster Cheese (2)
		
	
	December 2009 (14)
		
			29: Dad’s Not Shittin’ (5)
			27: English Idioms (12)
			25: All Girls Must Like Girly Gifts! (20)
			20: Human Value (0)
			18: This Is A Test (0)
			15: Disregard for Brand Names (0)
			12: Bad Bride? (3)
			10: Advice for Healthy Teeth (2)
			10: Sexy Remark (7)
			07: Dad on Facebook Etiquette (3)
			07: Instead of “Hi, it’s actually dad” (4)
			04: Useful Information (2)
			02: High Boyfriend Standards (8)
			01: Chinese Idioms and Swearing…Regarding the Dog (2)
		
	
	November 2009 (19)
		
			30: First Impressions (5)
			29: Family = ? (5)
			25: Best Music Video of All Time—ALL TIME. (2)
			23: Getting His Winter Fashion On! (8)
			22: Self Massage (0)
			20: What Goes Up But Never Comes Down? (2)
			18: Dads Don’t Do Lists? (3)
			17: Ox…whaaat? (6)
			15: Only One on the Tree? (4)
			14: Napping with the Dog (3)
			13: Senior Portraits Double As Bathroom Decor (3)
			11: Fobby Dads Must Research Before Any Lecture (3)
			10: Precautionary Warning…via YouTube (3)
			08: Recycling Star! (4)
			06: Lessons on Developing a Driver’s Attitude (3)
			05: Strike a Pose! (8)
			04: Hey Jaime (8)
			03: Chuck E Cheese on Halloween (3)
			02: Honny, immitate some handwriting (2)
		
	
	October 2009 (13)
		
			30: Kababs & Holeween (4)
			28: Trasured Emails (13)
			27: Your grade is drop to much! (6)
			26: Architect or cock? (5)
			22: Worry Warts (3)
			19: Breakup Advice (7)
			17: Bill Gates on the Move (2)
			17: Some Good Gum… (4)
			15: Mahjong Rap (20)
			12: 24 Red-horned Mavericks (7)
			10: Tang Emperor Had Many Cucumbers (5)
			06: A Purrfectly Wonderful Card! (0)
			04: Facebook Should Be Off-Limits (2)
		
	
	September 2009 (21)
		
			29: Put Your Mind Into the Book! (0)
			27: Well Done. (3)
			25: Your Friend, Cello (0)
			24: Dog, The Almighty (4)
			21: Dad’s Answer to Everything (2)
			21: Advice on Boys (0)
			18: DANGER! DO NOT ENTER. (2)
			15: Sense of Shock & Urgency (4)
			12: Money…with strings attached. (3)
			09: I love you 999 times! (0)
			09: Vulcan Salute Wedding Toast (0)
			09: SEXY MODE (12)
			06: Strategies (3)
			06: What’s for dinner? (2)
			05: DILFs and Racidity? (2)
			05: Crazy Hypothetical Situations (10)
			05: A Trip to Alaska (1)
			04: Fwd: mission completed—2 boxes get shipped (5)
			04: Too Many Syllables (0)
			03: When Dad Packs Lunch… (15)
			03: A Caveman Can (4)
		
	
	August 2009 (16)
		
			27: dadsfirsttextmessages (0)
			27: Wah! Puppy Love (4)
			23: Watermelons Have Buttholes? (6)
			23: One of a Kind (7)
			18: Get It On? (2)
			18: ET’s “Come Home” Testing (2)
			14: Mathematically Speaking… (5)
			14: Squarish Wetpants? (0)
			13: You are a cool too, Dad! (8)
			13: Pornstar Papa (3)
			10: Battlehawk (0)
			10: I Am Amazed (1)
			07: Hapyness x2 (3)
			07: Overly Concerned (10)
			03: Not Medium Rare (1)
			03: The Wedding Planner (7)
		
	
	July 2009 (20)
		
			30: Gone Hunting (2)
			30: Dad’s New Tattoo Suggestion (11)
			28: A Good Use of the Thesaurus (5)
			28: DeODERize? (1)
			26: Hit-n-run-n-note (2)
			26: Facebook “Like” (5)
			23: Turn the Other Cheek (2)
			23: Every Chinese Father Knows Kung Fu… (4)
			21: Dads Are Just Omniscient (8)
			21: Shiitake Mushrooms (0)
			19: Warmest Wishes & Reminders (5)
			19: Catching Craps? (5)
			15: Interior Design Fail (6)
			15: I Know What You Look Like, Dad (11)
			11: Doggy eyes (8)
			11: Unestimated A+? (4)
			11: Redundancy (4)
			06: 007 (5)
			06: I come for opportunity! (5)
			06: What kind of lumps? (3)
		
	
	June 2009 (22)
		
			30: Pulled a Rush Hour 3 (5)
			30: Street Hookahs (7)
			30: Asian Dad Bike Brigade (3)
			30: When You Were a Sperm… (7)
			30: Not Subtle at All (4)
			23: Sherlock doesn’t stand a chance (6)
			23: First Name (No) Last Name (16)
			23: U Ho! (0)
			23: Financially Saavy Buffets (4)
			17: GPS isn’t fob-proof (2)
			17: Do you say soda, pop, or…? (4)
			17: Chicken rice (0)
			11: Mom’s dancing, save dad (4)
			11: Anything for the little one (3)
			11: Concerned about Cookie (4)
			11: Doing yard work in style (13)
			07: Breakfast forecast (5)
			06: Spicy sweets (7)
			06: No to graduation photos (0)
			01: Too many syllables (9)
			01: huhuhu (10)
			01: Subject: Happy Birtday (0)
		
	
	May 2009 (36)
		
			29: Bad Haircut (3)
			26: Come to my FEAST* (0)
			26: Folks needed (3)
			26: For YOU, honourable grandchild (3)
			26: Proud photographer (7)
			26: Homicidal piercing? (17)
			26: o t b r h (4)
			26: Unhappy 200th belated-birthday to Darwin (19)
			22: Free Huge! (4)
			22: Wounded pride (0)
			22: 28. It’s over. (6)
			22: Baha Men? (3)
			18: Formal attire (2)
			18: Take out the thrash, please (0)
			18: Yummy voices (9)
			18: Personal preferences (3)
			18: Good answer (10)
			13: Thanks. (4)
			13: Mother’s Day gift (2)
			13: Egging me on (5)
			13: $eeing green (2)
			13: This is not a joke (2)
			13: One syllable makes a huge difference (9)
			13: Stick figure reminders (30)
			13: Chicken fetuses? (6)
			13: Safety first then job and girlfriend (2)
			08: Anything else? (4)
			08: Dirty Prosecutor (3)
			08: British yams (9)
			08: DO IT…in a big time =)! (2)
			08: Most important thing in the world right now (6)
			04: PB&J, are you sure? (10)
			04: I was so scare but Mom gave me a popsicle! (6)
			04: Chemistry? No, Holy Crap! (5)
			04: Whipped. (4)
			04: Is Soup Anti-bacterial? (2)
		
	
	April 2009 (33)
		
			30: I thought “best” meant I couldn’t get any better (7)
			30: Colonoscopies and more (9)
			30: Some wine with that swine, Sir? (3)
			28: Flo Rida, this is MY jam! (6)
			24: Touche. (16)
			24: Lub u too (13)
			24: Visually satiated (0)
			24: Next time won’t you sing with me? (6)
			24: We aiint rugs, dad. (18)
			24: Close, but not quite (0)
			20: Kanye with the obligatory peace sign (4)
			20: Doing Dishes in the Capitol (0)
			18: Chopsticks have everything in common with cars (7)
			14: The only requirement (6)
			14: After the beep (10)
			14: Road trip (2)
			14: Speaking of which… (0)
			14: Being an ass (5)
			09: I don’t snort (14)
			09: Salutations (7)
			09: They turned it into a commercial? (5)
			09: I know I’m correct. (6)
			09: Find a snuggle buddy on the East Coast! (0)
			07: Don’t kiss too much—it might lead to more. (3)
			07: Subject: (not happy birthday) (4)
			07: Subject: My another two cents (5)
			07: I want a baby sister! (4)
			07: God, forgive me. (4)
			04: Thank U, dad. (5)
			03: I have an actual title, Sir. (4)
			03: Political analogies (0)
			03: Got yo back 24/7 (4)
			03: Boys, you’re being graded (37)
		
	
	March 2009 (30)
		
			31: P.Diddy’s cream puffs (5)
			31: Take a chill pill (9)
			31: Number one, really badly (5)
			31: I’m from space (6)
			29: Text me out of this boredom (9)
			28: am i doing tis rite? (4)
			28: Thinking out loud (2)
			26: Oops, didn’t mean to say that. (2)
			26: Creative but logical (6)
			23: Sounds…appetizing! (3)
			20: Experimentation (4)
			20: It’s a good life! (7)
			18: Your step-by-step directions (4)
			18: Politically correct (10)
			18: Yeah, major epidemic (5)
			14: Traffic can be tragic (6)
			14: Economic recovery plan (0)
			14: Yogi Bear Runs Wild (7)
			14: Cool as Ice Ice Baby (2)
			12: Can dogs dine with wine? (0)
			12: It’s that time of year (14)
			12: Who teached dad? (3)
			10: Stimulating scenery (3)
			10: While watching ABDC (4)
			08: Scandalous postulates? (2)
			08: Move up a few inches (5)
			06: Enjoy your life, avoid homicides (2)
			05: We get those in California (4)
			03: Better than AAA (14)
			03: The birds and the bees…and Secret Victoria. (11)
		
	
	February 2009 (41)
		
			28: Hi, don’t I look happy? (5)
			28: You turned out wonderful, but you could be even better! (6)
			28: Trophy shot (9)
			28: Dad, your standards are too high. (4)
			26: Ten-year-old mischief (0)
			26: Pimps and fools (0)
			25: My dad at the happiest place on earth! (4)
			25: Stand by me (28)
			25: Stepping outside of the greenhouse (5)
			24: Nice one, Dad. (3)
			24: Timestamps mean nothing (5)
			24: Bingo! That’s it! (3)
			24: Muscleman! (2)
			22: Keepin’ it real. (3)
			22: My dad is The Terminator (7)
			22: Online translator? (6)
			22: No political puns intended. (0)
			21: Technology-induced frustration! (7)
			21: Concentrating hard on explaining (3)
			21: Protect the eggs! (8)
			19: Of Mice and Men (6)
			19: Why so hard on yourself? (5)
			17: Kung pao ji, please (0)
			17: Humans only use 10% of their brains (5)
			17: It’s crunchy, all right. (5)
			17: It ends at “O” (0)
			17: Rock out and peace! (14)
			15: You make me want to go home (11)
			15: Do what you gotta do, dad (2)
			13: The point is…good will (2)
			11: Cali-flower (6)
			11: Logical thinking (4)
			11: Love messages for breakfast (31)
			11: Foshizzle my nizzle (8)
			11: Familial love =) (5)
			03: Just being resourceful (9)
			03: Why did you do this to me? (7)
			03: B.I.P. passing through (3)
			03: Clubs = jailbait (2)
			03: Proud fathers (8)
			03: Osama = cause of all evil. (0)
		
	
	January 2009 (49)
		
			30: Dark Mouth University (4)
			30: A new star is born (0)
			29: That’s how I do (12)
			29: Americans like food (13)
			29: I like alliteration (2)
			29: Yo wutz up (5)
			29: No need for the tatt (6)
			29: Just warning you (3)
			27: Forget your job, be a cook! (0)
			27: Stop lying to me (15)
			27: U-chicage, Wislien, Dotermount… (2)
			27: You are what? (2)
			27: Oh, ba ma! (5)
			27: Flo Rida & T-Pain aiint got nothin’ on my dad (2)
			27: FOPs count =) (4)
			25: Wrong body part (2)
			25: Courtesy at its finest (4)
			25: Blackberry’s cousin (5)
			24: Give me a better excuse, a substantial reason (0)
			22: Slutliner? (3)
			22: I guess he did have a dark, curly beard (4)
			21: Improvisation (2)
			20: Social hierarchy in directional terms (8)
			20: SF is full of bad people…so dress like a bum. (3)
			20: Spicy cats (4)
			19: NAME THAT SONG! (22)
			19: Flinging nowhere (4)
			18: I like pantyhose too (0)
			17: Do I look like a drummer to you?! (2)
			16: Gassy Getaway (34)
			16: Euerybody can Driue (0)
			14: There are mows to be lawned (0)
			14: Past life (4)
			14: Quaking ducks (0)
			13: I don’t get seizures. (0)
			12: It’s an Asian father thing. (8)
			12: The Asian Bikers (7)
			11: I will hold my breath first (0)
			09: Sunamy, a sea crisis (0)
			09: Viva la Revolution! (0)
			07: We know you like dads, but… (0)
			07: Don’t Worry (6)
			07: No Somoking (29)
			06: The Asian Kanye (0)
			06: Benjamin Button’s Behind (0)
			05: 10″ Poo (4)
			02: Elbow Patches (0)
			02: 1-1-09 12:02 am text message (3)
			02: Common expressions (2)
		
	
	December 2008 (46)
		
			31: A social networking pro (5)
			31: The drink of black people (3)
			31: Engrish lessons (0)
			31: Real talk (3)
			29: A violent holiday dish (4)
			28: Request and response (3)
			28: Secret’s Out (6)
			28: Bumbo Bees and Sexy Girls (4)
			26: Child at heart (2)
			26: I meant… (17)
			26: Calculus ? (5)
			26: Movie themes (4)
			25: Fashion ladies (0)
			25: Big shot (4)
			23: Single, Cingular? (0)
			23: Rice makes the world go around (0)
			23: Howdidoodi, daughty? PERIOD. (0)
			23: The name’s Message. (7)
			22: Everyday advice (0)
			22: Grape collisions (0)
			21: Paranoia (5)
			19: Party animal (3)
			19: A novel idea (5)
			17: Beware of streakers (0)
			17: Bringing sexy back (8)
			16: New definitions (0)
			16: In the hood (0)
			16: Housewarming (6)
			14: Health, happiness, and good looks (2)
			13: Asian parent denial (3)
			13: Taiwanese Politics & Facebook (7)
			13: Fart sign’s better (4)
			13: Good boys only (0)
			12: Life! milestones! (4)
			11: Chili winters (4)
			10: Headed to the polls (3)
			09: Orange, schmorange (3)
			08: Fashion conscious (8)
			07: Foreigner alert (4)
			06: Prize: 1 appendage (2)
			05: Vaccination sensitivities (10)
			04: Fierce (8)
			04: Tricks to fool girls (9)
			03: Social networking savvy (5)
			02: PBS show summary? (9)
			01: Bustin’ out the vocab (17)
		
	
	November 2008 (52)
		
			30: On staying up late (5)
			30: Yummy snags! (4)
			28: Songs about percentages (8)
			27: He needs his own Food Network show (3)
			27: Turkey day (12)
			26: Daddy the Hakka (5)
			26: Dads on pop culture (13)
			25: Thizz face (4)
			23: The art of haggling (3)
			23: The man’s got priorities (2)
			22: Lessons about AIM (5)
			22: Breakfast of champions (2)
			21: This one time at band camp (0)
			20: Overheating (3)
			19: Master yogis (4)
			19: Motivational messages… AWW! (8)
			19: Sucking the boats (5)
			18: Chain letters (0)
			18: Sadness (6)
			17: So much for children’s songs (3)
			16: Hot or not (4)
			16: Dead bunny (49)
			15: Holiday cheer (2)
			14: Grateful dad (0)
			12: A baffling one liner (8)
			12: With love, Farther (0)
			11: Pet racism (8)
			10: Boxing champ, dude! (35)
			10: Gift-wrapped Obama (0)
			10: Learning about homosexuality (14)
			09: What happens in Vegas (0)
			09: Greetings from China (0)
			09: E-mail encouragement (0)
			08: Prom night (5)
			08: Senioritis (3)
			06: A large simile (2)
			06: Urban hipster dad (2)
			06: Who’s yo daddy?! (3)
			05: We’re going against this dad’s wishes… (3)
			05: Backward caps lock (0)
			05: Lurking criticism (0)
			05: More political enthusiasm (0)
			04: Important message from Dad (2)
			04: Tick off Fox! (2)
			03: No need for expensive birthday wishes (11)
			03: Driving lessons (6)
			03: Underhanded compliments (7)
			03: Loving reminders (6)
			03: Some words of inspiration (0)
			03: Not kitchen appliances (0)
			01: Identity crisis (10)
			01: Weight gain (3)
		
	
	October 2008 (32)
		
			30: E-touching (11)
			30: Check on the newbie (3)
			29: More nervous than the bride. (5)
			29: At the drive thru (2)
			29: The thoughtfulness of Asian parents (3)
			29: A kitty ban (3)
			29: Squid parts (2)
			28: Yea, if it’s a multi-functioning dog. (11)
			28: High hopes (2)
			28: Gifts from the family dog (0)
			27: Nighttime capture (0)
			27: Life (Automotive) Lessons (2)
			27: Mavis Beacon was not here (0)
			27: A large angry cat (4)
			27: Foshizzles, Dad (2)
			27: Drunk texting for grownups (2)
			26: Sexually protective real estate (5)
			26: Spelling bee champ (5)
			26: In self-defense (0)
			26: Gaseous road rage (5)
			25: Self-celebratory text message (3)
			25: Awkward car ride (0)
			25: Advice for college (5)
			25: In need of ’sexual behavior’ (0)
			25: Table manners (0)
			25: Inquiry about the shit (2)
			25: Cats rule dogs drool (0)
			25: Stumped (10)
			25: Words to live by (3)
			25: Sound yamy! (0)
			25: About that malfunctioning dog (4)
			25: Teapot master? (0)
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