My dad got one of those spam emails about sending money. While most people just delete them, my dad of course, responds…
MSG SUBJECT: DO GET BACK TO ME
From: (my dad)
My friend you are a very lucky person. I just found a golden mine outside of Bogota, Colombia. Y need people to join money and forces to get all that gold. Would you like to join me. All you need is to send me $2500 and you are in. This is the chance you were waiting all you life. I have a hole buch for rusty shovels and I need the money to get new ones. Lucking foward to have yoy as my favorite parter.