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My father sent this to me via text, after I went to a dentist appointment…
Hi boo how was ur visit with dentist?
Also couple of point:
1- could u please take 10 min to clean ur room and get ur launch box to kitchen
2- plan your launch
During the week, I had neglected doing several chores, so my father was just making sure I was getting everything done. Either that, or he firmly believes that after taking AP Physics, I can make it to Mars and back.
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My sister and I get into fights often, but they usually end when one of us tattles on the other. In response to this, my dad always says…
“Stop being such Teletubbies! Do you really want to go underground?!?!”
Translation: Stop being tattle-tales. Do you want to get grounded?
So obviously, we can never take him seriously!
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Today I was at the gym, and I saw a fobby father…wearing the bags they provide for your wet swimming trunks, one on each foot. I guess someone forgot their shower sandals!
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Today my dad was fixing our doorbell, which makes an obnoxious imitation of the Big Ben. My dog got very upset and started barking at it. This was my dad’s response:
“What’s wrong doggy? You don’t like the Big Bang? That’s what it’s called right? The Big Bang in London?”
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