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I emailed my dad to take his medicine. He responds a day later.
gd means ‘good day’
———- Forwarded message ———-
Subject: Re: MEDICINE
rona
gd
i take medicine everyday under ur mom superintendent .
u know :
i wake up even earlier than morning call-chicken everyday
i slept even later than watching dogs everynight
i ate even less than hungried kitty every meal
i worked harder than laboured donkey every day
ur mom hv easy life .
love u
dad
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While my friends are over and my mom’s not around, my dad reads through the shopping list before heading out. He shouts from the kitchen:
“What’s this? What’s P-A-D-S? Why got wings? What always?”
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This is the monthly “to do” list my dad sends me to tell me what to do. I am working on a Siemens Project and this is what he said:
Phillip,
There are only three weeks left before school so must use time wisely. You need to work on the following over the three weeks:
- Online PE class
- Common app essays
- Mit essay
- Semen Project
There is not much time.
Dad
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I got this email from my dad this morning. He’s had problems with his liver as of late due in part to having 2-3 cold ones every night for the past 30+ years, and my mom’s been trying hard to get him to quit drinking for the sake of his liver.
Guess after this he’s not quitting anytime soon. I’m more amused by his email than the article itself though :)
From: Dad
Date: Fri, Aug 6, 2010 at 9:45 AM
Subject: HEALTH MESSAGE FROM YOUR DADDY: YOU MUST READ THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
http://health.msn.com/health-topics/cholesterol/slideshow.aspx?cp-documentid=100261759&imageindex=1
I am heading to the store today.
daddy :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
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My father posted a picture of that dead snake on his facebook, and here’s what he wrote about it:
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I hold the snake,and mom use the shovel hit the head by saying : “dead la ! dead la ! dead la ! ” in Chinese until I said ” That’s enlough.”
RIP, snake :(!
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