Whenever my friend and his family visits American restaurants, they only order hamburgers because that’s the only food they know how to order in English. However, they’ve always desperately wanted to try eating an American steak, so one night at a Sizzlers, my friend’s dad wanted to be adventurous and try ordering a steak (remember, he doesn’t know ANY English)…
Waitress: Hi guys, have you guys decided what you want?
Waitress: Okay, how do you want that cooked?
Waitress: Right, okay, so how do you want it? Rare, medium, well done?
Waitress: Yeah I know… umm, do you want it pink? Red? What color?
(Dad puts his head down in shame)