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My parents emailed me to wish me merry christmas, and I replied in reciprocation as well as to ask about my puppy that they are watching over. Here’s his reply:
Hi Kaun,
We are happy to hear that you are happy. Yesterday, we were all at Doug’s grand parents’ house for a Christmas celebration. Yes, Baily always follows me everywhere I go in the house. He likes to bring his rope for me and Mom to play with him. Whever he sees me put my tennis shoes on, he is getting excited immediately and he knows I will be taking him out. I takes him out 3 or 4 times a day. We have 16″ snow here and it’s very cold ( freezing). I still take him outside for a long walk, even at 11 pm. Sometimes bc it’s was still raining in the morning, I let him pi and poub on the snow on the deck twice. He is with me and Mom now in the study room. We miss you, Kaun.
Love,
Dad
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OMG MY DAD IS HILARIOUS. My Dad lives in Vancouver and I live in New York right now. Currently the Olympics are going on. He calls speed skating “ICE RUNNING”, men’s figure skating “MAN ICE DANCE” and skiing “DOWN THE HILL”
From: Dad
Date: Fri, Feb 19, 2010
Subject: Re: alice, how are you today ? have you had dinner yet ?
To: Alice
no hockey , i watch 2000 ice run and man ice dance and down the hill and Canada get an other gold . I meet anner’s mom yesterday she told me that anner work in the hong kong bank in victoria , her possession is account manager.
On Thu, Feb 18, 2010, Alice wrote:
I’m good dad how are you? My friend emily cooked me dinner today. Did you watch the hockey game?
On Thu, Feb 18, 2010, Dad wrote:
alice, how are you today ? have you had dinner yet ?
dad
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My dad always sends me these emails that can be described as broken English (although my dad doesn’t actually speak like this…) and he always signs his emails with his name, instead of something like “dad.”
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Subject: Happy Chinese New Year
Joanna,
Where are you going to spend Chinese New Year eve? Home with friend? Out eat with friend? Have a fun and enjoy, no alcohol please.
What do you want me to bring for home?
Jeff
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After this email, we exchanged some information. I told him that I wanted this chapstick that I was only able to find in Taiwan. I told him I wanted 2. In the morning I woke up and saw this email:
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Subject: Re: Happy Chinese New Year
I got it that cost you NT$ 200.00.
Jeff
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Thanks dad. That’s US$6!! This isn’t the first time he’s asked me for money either… for my mother’s birthday I asked him to buy her flowers and we’d split the cost.
I called my mom and asked her if she got flowers. My dad, often being “economical” (or the nice way of saying cheap)… My mom says “he got me carnations.” Then in the background I hear my dad yell “you owe me $2.50!”
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When I tried to convince my dad that I should study abroad in Ireland, his response was pretty convincing:
Dear Chichi,
Me and Mama don’t want you to go to Ireland. We know that study in Europe is good choice but we know that Ireland is still bad. Mama told me that you could become bad girl and get tattoo. You know that since Char (older sister) got one, we are much more understanding; however, we do not want you to get one. Please skpe before you get one.
Love,
Baba and Mama
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I’m taking AP biology and we’re learning about genetic recombinations in bacteria. One way that bacteria can achieve genetic diversity is conjugation, or “bacteria sex.” The are joined by a sex pilli. My dad walks into my room and it just happened that I was looking at my teacher’s conjugation slide that included the word sex pilli. My dad takes a quick glimpse and exclaims:
dad: “WHA! SEX? WHAT IS THIS?”
me: “dad, this is AP bio, the word sex does come up.”
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I work today and will home at 9pm. Please remeber to take care the dogs ….. let them out for party before you go out. secury the back doors. and enougth water.
Tahnks!
Daddy
**party=poddy. lol
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This was the conversation my dad and I had when I went to Cancun for spring break one year.
Me: Dad, I’m going to Cancun for spring break.
Dad: Will you be drinking?
Me: Yes
Dad: ok don’t drink too much because if you drink too much you’ll be a bad girl and bad girls end up on girls gone wild.
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Me: Dad, can you take a picture for me and my friends?
Dad: Ok, sure. Ready? one, two, three, four. *clicks*
Me: Dad, it’s only up to three. can you retake it?
Dad: Ok. One, two, three, four, five.
We never knew when to stop posing.
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