Bad Bride?

December 12, 2009

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We asked our parents to officiate at our wedding. When it was my father-in-law’s turn to speak, he looked around proudly and recited…

“Who takes this broad to be his lawfully wedded wife?”

stephie

hahaha. thats….. great. i guess its somewhat a compliment to be broad, with child-bearing hips and all.
http://www.xenobiologista.com/blog/ Xenobiologista

Worse things could happen. At my cousin's wedding, his Hong Kongese bride decided to say her vows in Cantonese instead of English…and she used the man's verb form that in English would sound something like “I take so-and-so to be my lawfully wedded WIFE…”
http://www.xenobiologista.com/blog/ Xenobiologista

Worse things could happen. At my cousin's wedding, his Hong Kongese bride decided to say her vows in Cantonese instead of English…and she used the man's verb form that in English would sound something like “I take so-and-so to be my lawfully wedded WIFE…”