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Posted on December 4, 2009 at 01:37am

The following is an unsolicited email from my father, with a subject line of “Useful Information”:

1) College freshmen: Larks (early to bed and early riser), owls (late to bed and late riser), robins (in between Larks and Owls). Grade point average for Larks 3.18 Owls 2.84.
2) 1990s, Public Health Department at JHU discovered that taking zinc tablets can stop diarrhea. Exact mechanism is not known. Each year diaherria killed 1.6 million children in Africa and Asia.

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claire

my mom told me the same thing about zinc tablets today! she also said that it would stop pimples

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