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Posted on December 2, 2009 at 07:01pm

My last boyfriend generally wore pants and shorts that stayed at his waist…but he had one pair of shorts that were a couple of sizes too large, and he happened to be wearing them while watching a movie at my house with me and my family. In the middle of the movie, my dad abruptly left the room. He returned a few minutes later with his huge industrial staple gun.

Dad: If you come in to my house ever again with pants that are hanging down like that, I promise I will staple them where they are supposed to be.
Boyfriend: *silence*
Dad: Okay?
Boyfriend: Okay.

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your dad.
IS AWESOME.
Failerella

That's not FOB that's awesome!
Meesh

I don't recall exactly what kind, but it was pretty hardcore.
jinstar

LOOOOOL <333333333
Generic_Person

Guns don't kill people. Fathers with pretty daughters kill people.
dwacon

Hmm... what kind of staple gun does he use?
Andrea

Yikes!

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