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Loading ...While vacationing in Xi’an, my dad explained the story of Emperor Xuanzong and his favorite concubine, Yang Guifei.
Me: WHAT? He had that many wives??!
Dad: Yes, but Yang Guifei was his favorite cucumber.
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(183 votes, average: 4.68 out of 5) Loading ...This is the birthday card that I got from my father and his wife this year.
A few things:
1) Dad picked out the card. The handwriting is his.
2) I love cats, but I’ve never owned one.
3) I turned 46 this year.
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(169 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5) Loading ...Three offenses in quick succession:
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