Three offenses in quick succession:
- Dad joins Facebook
- Dad misspells his own name in his profile
(Chinese can be bad at plurals, but on their own names?) - First photo comment, on a picture of my pregnant sister in her newly decorated nursery:
“The nursery is really shapping up, the animal mobile is a great hit, and Audrey you look like carrying a twins.”

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