It was the morning of my twenty third birthday and I get a call from my Dad.
Dad: HAPPY 17TH BIRTHDAY!
Me: Dad, I’m 23 today.
Dad: 23? You know, If you don’t get married in the next two years you are going to die alone.
Me: Um, Thanks dad I have to go.
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