Crazy Hypothetical Situations

September 5, 2009

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Me: What’s wrong with me driving?
Dad: You drive, car accident, kill people, sue our house and take money, you injure cannot go back to school, take away your scholarship, now family have no money to pay for Berkeley, you get kick out of Columbia, we have no home – all because you want drive.
Me: Okay.

Tagged as: asian dads, asian fathers, crazy dads, fob, fobby, hypothetical situations, mdiaf, my dad is a fob

  • katie

    Oh this is my favorite Asian parent thing! Insane hypothetical consequences that are certain to come about as the result of some mundane event. I hope to develop this talent to boggle the minds of my future children.

  • http://ignoranceisabliss.com ignoranceisabliss

    That's what my mother said, and she gave me daily updates of car accidents… in detail.

  • matthui

    haha! i thought it was me! i went to cal!

  • Darrell

    http://www.geico.com/getaquote/umbrella/

    Go ahead and drive, son, go ahead and drive.

  • http://serenastyle.com Serena Wu

    go bears! :)

  • matthui

    hey, and so did you! awesomeee! :)

  • http://www.brochuresprintingonline.com/ Louise | Brochure Printing

    Wow, dad sure is a good at anticipating events. Does he have the power of premonition? Or maybe this one is based on experience? LOL!

  • Karren

    GO BEARS :D

  • Karren

    GO BEARS :D

  • amuffinfarmer

    HAHAH! other asians always critcize other asians' driving!

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