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Posted on September 5, 2009 at 05:41am

Me: What’s wrong with me driving?
Dad: You drive, car accident, kill people, sue our house and take money, you injure cannot go back to school, take away your scholarship, now family have no money to pay for Berkeley, you get kick out of Columbia, we have no home – all because you want drive.
Me: Okay.

Tags: asian dads, asian fathers, crazy dads, fob, fobby, hypothetical situations, mdiaf, my dad is a fob

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Karren

GO BEARS :D

matthui

haha! i thought it was me! i went to cal!

Serena Wu

go bears! :)

matthui

hey, and so did you! awesomeee! :)

sooshi

That's what my mother said, and she gave me daily updates of car accidents... in detail.

katie

Oh this is my favorite Asian parent thing! Insane hypothetical consequences that are certain to come about as the result of some mundane event. I hope to develop this talent to boggle the minds of my future children.

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