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Loading ...After buying some groceries, my dad and I were unloading them from the car to the refrigerator. For some reason, my dad only pronounced the first syllable of every word.
Dad: Can you pass me the broc?
Me: Sure *hands broccolli*
Dad: Can you pass me the app?
Me: Yeah *hands apples*
Dad: Can you pass me my crack?
Me: WHAT?!
I look at my dad pointing to the Ritz CRACKERS we had bought.