A few years ago my mum went away for a few days on a vacation, leaving me, my dad and two younger brothers to fend for ourselves.
My dad was making sandwiches for my brother’s lunch, and asked him:
Dad: Do you like beef?
Leon: Yeah.
Dad: Do you like Nutella?
Leon: Yeah, that’s nice.
Imagine his surprise when he opened his lunchbox to find a beef and Nutella sandwich inside.

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