Thursday, September 3, 2009

When Dad Packs Lunch…

September 3, 2009

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A few years ago my mum went away for a few days on a vacation, leaving me, my dad and two younger brothers to fend for ourselves.

My dad was making sandwiches for my brother’s lunch, and asked him:

Dad: Do you like beef?
Leon: Yeah.
Dad: Do you like Nutella?
Leon: Yeah, that’s nice.

Imagine his surprise when he opened his lunchbox to find a beef and Nutella sandwich inside.

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A Caveman Can

September 3, 2009

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While channel-surfing, my dad stops at an educational channel that’s showing a documentary on Neanderthals—at a part of the documentary that happens to be without narration. After two full minutes of watching a Neanderthal going about his business in silence, Dad uttered: “This is a really long Geigo [sic] commercial.”

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