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The picture is of our friend, Shawn, with his temporary mohawk (which he’s going to buzz after this weekend). He sent the picture to his dad via a text message, and this was his dad’s text response:
“What up! Are u going to indian war?”

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My dad went to the dentist this morning and got his very old filling replaced and his teeth cleaned. He was so excited and thrilled with the results that he not only told me about it but emailed me this picture too along with the caption,“Check it out and get amazed.”
Precious.


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My dad is pretty adept at using his cell phone, but rarely texts. My mom can barely make a phone call on one. My dad texted me this on my last birthday:
hapy birfday
Ten seconds later, to my surprise, I got a text from my mom. I opened it and read this:
hapy birfday

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My brother and I are about to leave for vacation. My dad sent us a last minute email:
Don’t forget to bring Dive log and high energy chocklate bars, medicine, anti-itch, anti-allergy, anti- asmar puff puff, sunshine lotion, hat, jacket, camera, camcorder, charged battery, enough cash, Visa, passport copy, credit card
send emai to home every day
watch out pocket from thief
no push your body to limit , safety is most important

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My husband, his family, and I were out eating lunch. The waitress asked my father-in-law what he wanted, so he replied in his thick Filipino accent, “Ahh I’ll hab dee isteak isandweets (steak sandwich).”
The waitress then asked, “How would you like your steak sir?”
He confidently replied, “Ah, just cut it up.” (insert chopping hand motion)

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I’m getting married and my dad insists on helping wherever he can. As I’m working on wedding stuff one day, my dad walks in and hands me a sheet of paper.
Dad: Here.
Me: ??
Dad: This is how you need to take pictures. (He drew a layout of how we should stand to take our formal wedding pictures.)
Dad: You only need 8 or 10 pictures. Not to many. Cost too much.
