Watermelons Have Buttholes?

August 23, 2009

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Dad: Hey, isn’t this yellow watermelon so sweet?
Me: Yea, it’s pretty good.
Dad: You know how I choose it?
Me: You slap the watermelon, right? And pound it?
Mom: Yes, you have to slap the watermelon to see if there is juice.
Dad: NOOOPE. That’s not how you do it.
Me: Then how do you do it?
Dad: YOU POKE THE BUTTHOLE. AND IF THE BUTTHOLE IS HARD, THEN IT IS GOOD. IF THE BUTTHOLE IS SOFT, IT IS NO GOOD.

According to him, 10 out of 10 times it has worked.

Tagged as: asian dads, asian humor, fob, fobby, mdiaf, my dad is a fob, watermelon

  • Izzy

    Butthole? What is he talking about?

  • mabes

    My dad was talking about the little tiny dot that is NOT the stem, but on the opposite side of that.

    oh, and my dad complained that i misquoted him, “firm” not hard.

  • Van

    knock on the watermelon, not pound.

  • katie k.

    He's right! With melons, you want to check the “butthole,” it is far more reliable than thumping the side. For a perfect cantaloupe, you want a fragrant butthole that gives a bit when you push it. I'm totally serious!

  • http://www.xenobiologista.com/blog/ Xenobiologista

    Yeah it's the end that the flower used to be attached to.

  • http://www.xenobiologista.com/blog/ Xenobiologista

    Yeah it's the end that the flower used to be attached to.

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