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Loading ...text #1 from dad:
(Yo supYo supYosupYo)Jenfferedadcareyouforeq
my reply:
Wow congratulations! U sent me a text message
text #2 from dad:
Daftthankyouencourgene
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August 2009
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(83 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5) Loading ...My friend couldn’t take care of this puppy he found and had to give it away. I told my parents about the puppy. My dad did some research and sent me this email at work today:
Matt.: From google research, the begale is very active animal. She needs to exercise every day. Without the boundary or fence, she will run away due to hunting behavior. She needs a well training at the beginning otherwise she never obey her master. So before you bring her home, please finish the following things:
- Setup the fence between our neighbor border .
- Bought a dog carrier or cage.
- Prepare dog food.
- Prepare dog house.
- bought the dog leash, toys, shampoo,……….
Wah! Good luck!
Dad
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(291 votes, average: 4.90 out of 5) Loading ...Dad: Hey, isn’t this yellow watermelon so sweet?
Me: Yea, it’s pretty good.
Dad: You know how I choose it?
Me: You slap the watermelon, right? And pound it?
Mom: Yes, you have to slap the watermelon to see if there is juice.
Dad: NOOOPE. That’s not how you do it.
Me: Then how do you do it?
Dad: YOU POKE THE BUTTHOLE. AND IF THE BUTTHOLE IS HARD, THEN IT IS GOOD. IF THE BUTTHOLE IS SOFT, IT IS NO GOOD.
According to him, 10 out of 10 times it has worked.
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(190 votes, average: 4.80 out of 5) Loading ...When my parents were filling out my birth certificate, my dad wanted to name me after my godfather (whose first name is Jason). However my dad forgot how to spell Jason. So instead of my middle name being Jason, Jayson, Jaison, Jasen, or any variation that sounded like Jason, my name is now Kevin ‘Jessen’ Ho.
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(190 votes, average: 4.84 out of 5) Loading ...I asked my dad if he remembered my mom’s birthday, which was last week, via text.
Dad: I forgot…
Me: Me too. What should I do? Should I write her an email
Dad: Have some action tonight.
I think he meant “take action”…
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(205 votes, average: 4.83 out of 5) Loading ...My parents and I were on the way back home from the grocery and decided to pick up my little brother from school along the way. Because I was driving, I asked my dad to text my brother asking him to come to the neighborhood next to his school. My dad brought out his reading glasses and was intently texting 15 minutes straight.
My brother comes out of the school laughing with these texts in his inbox:
Dad: Test.
Dad: Come hond.
Dad: Come hood.
Dad: Test.
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(293 votes, average: 4.87 out of 5) Loading ...Today is my 25th birthday, so my dad called.
Dad, “Happy birthday! You know, 25 years is the center of the normal curve. Your health will now start declining.”
Thanks, Dad.
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(135 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ...This is a conversation with my boyfriend’s dad:
(bf changes to cartoon channel, Spongebob comes on screen)
bf’s dad: Change channel please, I don’t like this show.
us: What, why? Spongebob is awesome!
bf’s dad: I don’t like the main character.
us: Um, what’s wrong with Spongebob?
bf’s dad: Don’t you think there’s something funny about the name Spongebob Wetpants?
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(223 votes, average: 4.83 out of 5) Loading ...Here’s an email my dad sent me after I told him that I got accepted into film school. This email was written in font 48, color = orange.
conglatiation!!
mi amor…..
very good!!
you are a cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool..
my darling!!
i pride of you…..
wonderful!!!!
girl…
apa…
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(281 votes, average: 4.88 out of 5) Loading ...This is my father in law, who is pretty much the greatest person in existence. I asked him if he knew what the hat meant, and he responded “Of course I do! I have 3 kid!”
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