Our dad smokes a lot so me and my sisters were trying to slyly convince him to get into some hookah. We thought he knew what we were talking about. He didn’t.
Us: Yeah there’s lots of places downtown where you could get hookah.
Dad: Mmhhmm like on the streets.
Us: Uhh yeah in those lounges.
Dad: But the ones on the corner, they’re so expensive.
Us: Which hookah in the corner?
Dad: Her name is Candy.

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